Ezekiel23 - Idk

Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.

Maybe nobody talks about it because its TOO obvious, or maybe not obvious enough. But I cant get over how Max Jaegerman has a genuine crush on Grace Chastity, to the point where he laughs at her jokes, tries to flatter her, and gets all pissed at his bros for calling her a nerd. And she ironically only likes him for his body.

They're both so awful, a beautiful match made in hell.

Queer as in an "identity is fluid and descriptors can be imprecise so I prefer a more general term" sort of way but also queer in a "What are you, a cop?" sort of way.

Anyone else living like this?

it's kind of crazy the difference between how house treats wilson when he thinks he's dying vs how house treated cuddy when he thought she was dying. cuddy seriously deserved better bc imagine you find out your ex boyfriend couldn't even see you sober and be there for you when you needed him but he faked his death and ran away with the guy he told you not to worry about. i would crash like 10 trucks into his apartment if i were her

I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

I am a comedic genius

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.