Aroace Dread Is Being Friends With Someone And They Hit You With The "i Have To Tell You Something"

Deadpool when:

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

People talk so much about the "gay agenda" as if it's some massive conspiracy. They don't understand that our real agenda is to spend the day with Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and Chad

Lol

the chicken bet episode in house is so funny because why were ppth's head of oncology and head of diagnostic medicine just sneaking around a hospital with two chickens??? and how did they manage to hide them from security for so long????

Lottienat is so funny to me if you think about it from Lottie's pov. Imagine liking a girl and making up rituals to keep her safe but also to have an excuse to touch her but it only makes her annoyed at you, then her boyfriend -whom you tried to hunt down and have an orgy with when you're on mushrooms- can only get it up at the thought of you during their first time cause you helped him calm down during a panic attack once so now you're unknowingly a part of an imaginary threesome between you, your crush and her boyfriend.