Lottienat Is So Funny To Me If You Think About It From Lottie's Pov. Imagine Liking A Girl And Making

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

smh curly has ruined everything lets all blame him for everything that happens bc its all his fault

Is this your ship?

“Im straight” “I’m gay” I’m not a loser ??? Please don’t kill me?? I’m not a nerdy prude??? I’m not a loser???

Conjured this at 4am (it's 4am)

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

My genuine reaction now that I have finished watching School Spirits' newest episode and have a bad feeling about the next episode