Immediately, Percy Walking Into Crusty’s Water Bed Palace Saying “i Know Who You Are. You’re Procrustes.

immediately, percy walking into crusty’s water bed palace saying “i know who you are. you’re procrustes. son of poseidon, murderer of travelers” and “i know the beds are a trap” and “i know there’s a secret entrance to the underworld here” and i know this and i know that is making me want to rip rickald to shreds and gnaw on his bones. so they know about medusa before they enter her lair. so they know about the lotus casino before they go inside. so they know everything about everything and there’s no real element of discovery and revelation because he’s somehow armed with allll this knowledge he’s not supposed to have, drastically reducing the stakes and excitement of one of the most naturally exciting plot lines ever, completely slamming a wrecking ball into the fact that he’s a 12 year old on his first quest who has to learn that everything is a trap and reality is never what it seems. so now instead of the three of them running unknowingly into procrustes’s creepy business as they’re trying to escape a gang of LA street bullies (bc surprise surprise the real world is where the monsters also are), he just fucking walks in and knows everything with a plan already hatched, courtesy of annabeth. how are you going to make me hate the episode five seconds in?

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genuinely feel like the writers were approaching the lightning thief with a blood of olympus era mentality. like chiron asking percy if he agreed with luke's points? that is something percy thinks about five years from now walking through tartarus. a lot of the attitude they gave percy and especially sally regarding the gods, the overall tone of the show, is more reminiscent of how the characters we're meeting now started to feel after the titan war had ended. i think it will be interesting to see how they escalate these feelings if we are starting at the book canon's peak of anti-olympus sentiment

it is definitely cannon that everyone at camp calls Percy "Annabeth's boyfriend". They'll be showing a new kid around the place and be like "oh yeah, that's Annabeth's boyfriend, Percy. He's also the hero of olympus, beat the god of war, and a child of poseidon or whatever."

One of these is accurate for me, plz tell me I'm not alone

Jesper: Why's Kaz in the corner?

Inej: he's in time out.

Jesper:...why?

Inej: he just pitched th idea that instead of discarding amputations, we should let cannibals have them, and that we should legalize cannibalism.

Wylan: ...he had a po-

Inej: CORNER.

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

guys we’re gonna have new content we can make GIFSETS we get to hear “look I didn’t want to be a half-blood” brb im crying 

He Wasn't The Only One On The Ship... 🥚🥚🥚
He Wasn't The Only One On The Ship... 🥚🥚🥚
He Wasn't The Only One On The Ship... 🥚🥚🥚
He Wasn't The Only One On The Ship... 🥚🥚🥚
He Wasn't The Only One On The Ship... 🥚🥚🥚

He wasn't the only one on the ship... 🥚🥚🥚

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr
Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr
Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr
Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr
Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr
Kaveh Akbar, 'calling A Wolf A Wolf' // Doc Luben, 'love Letters Or Suicide Notes' // @/nutnoce, Tumblr

kaveh akbar, 'calling a wolf a wolf' // doc luben, 'love letters or suicide notes' // @/nutnoce, tumblr // 'my body's made of crushed little stars', mitski // @/ojibwa, tumblr // 'spring', mary oliver

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