Derek: Can I help you, Sheriff? Stiles is very tired. He didn't get any sleep last night.
Sheriff Stilinski: Why not? If he doesn't get at least 14 hours a night, he starts going crazy!
Stiles, in the other room: Oh my god, we're actually on a tv show! My real name is Dylan O'Brien!
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Dang it Peggy… #Hamilton #HamiltonTheMusical #schuylersisters #dangitpeggy
*so this was actually kind of hot i guess let me just say how amazing im finaly have requests lol anyway hope you enjoy*
request; “void stiles smut. rough w/ clit overstim. au where reader had a crush on stiles and void knew. she tries to denying it but he punishes her rough” - anon
warning; lots of cursing, oral, SMUT, and SMUT
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Imagine: Tony teaching Thor pick-up lines because Thor’s nervous about asking you on a date, but he ends up mixing them up, causing you to laugh. You agree to the date anyway and give him a kiss on the cheek. [x] [x] [x]
Thor: Are you sure these will work, Stark? I don’t want to distance myself further from Y/N with this attempt at asking her on a date. Tony: Don’t worry- these are going to work. *tries to hide smirk* Guaranteed. Thor: *smiles, not noticing Tony trying not to laugh* All right. I will go speak to Y/N now, then.
Y/N: What are you on about, Thor? *laughs* I think you’ve got your pick-up lines messed up. Thor: I-I- *blushes* Y/N: It’s okay. *kisses him on the cheek* I’d love to go out on a date with you. Thor: *smiles* That is great news- and I assure you I won’t use any more lines on you. Y/N: Good to hear. *pauses* But, just so you know, I’m aware that those lines weren’t yours. Stark gave you ‘tips’, didn’t he? Thor: Yes, of course. He said they would be perfect. Y/N: Remind me to get revenge on him. Later, though, as we have a date. *smiles*
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This is so disturbing.
I’m not sure about the source, but I’ll give credit… - Update: @avariea thank you for finding the source… and the credit belongs to @disneyunhappilyeverafter. Powerful stuff!
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