How Animals Eat Their Food

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Request for leohasha :

Thor:,,So… Who’s gonna kick the jerk from the top?“

Steve:,,Well , it must be someone who’s smaller than us..”

[Y/N]:,,Why are you looking at me? I don’t want to be thrown into the air!“

Thor & Steve:,,But we are a team [Y/N]!”

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

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Just gonna leave this here. [not mine]

Imagine: Tony teaching Thor pick-up lines because Thor’s nervous about asking you on a date, but he ends up mixing them up, causing you to laugh. You agree to the date anyway and give him a kiss on the cheek. [x] [x] [x]

Thor: Are you sure these will work, Stark? I don’t want to distance myself further from Y/N with this attempt at asking her on a date. Tony: Don’t worry- these are going to work. *tries to hide smirk* Guaranteed. Thor: *smiles, not noticing Tony trying not to laugh* All right. I will go speak to Y/N now, then.

Y/N: What are you on about, Thor? *laughs* I think you’ve got your pick-up lines messed up. Thor: I-I- *blushes* Y/N: It’s okay. *kisses him on the cheek* I’d love to go out on a date with you. Thor: *smiles* That is great news- and I assure you I won’t use any more lines on you. Y/N: Good to hear. *pauses* But, just so you know, I’m aware that those lines weren’t yours. Stark gave you ‘tips’, didn’t he? Thor: Yes, of course. He said they would be perfect. Y/N: Remind me to get revenge on him. Later, though, as we have a date. *smiles*

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Good Morning

Characters: Thor/You

Description: Could you do a fluffy Thor fic where there’s morning cuddles involved? (requested by anon)

A/N: Aw, okay! This sounds cute :)

You woke up at almost 10:00 to light streaming through your windows. You attempted to lift your hand to brush some hair out of your face, but you found that both of your arms were trapped by the grasp of your boyfriend.

“I’m sorry,” you heard him say, and you almost screamed in surprise. 

“Thor, oh my god! I didn’t know you were awake!” you exclaimed, trying to control your breathing.

“I’m sorry,” he laughed, his chest rising up and down from his laughter. “Here,” he said, loosening his old on you so that you could move your hands.

“Thanks,” you sighed, brushing your forehead so that the strand of hair there moved to its correct position. As soon as you set your arms back down, Thor grabbed them and held you tight, again. 

“Aw, c’mon,” you whined playfully, not actually minding how he was acting.

“What, can I not just lay here and enjoy your company?” Thor asking jokingly.

“No, you can. I’m just saying that you don’t have to crush me to death while you’re doing so,” you laughed.

“I’m sorry, is this better?” Thor wondered as he constricted his arms around you, making it harder to breathe.

“Thor!” you exclaimed, your eyes widening. “Give me a break!”

“Alright,” he chuckled, his voice still low from waking up. His arms relaxed a bit, giving you more room to move around. He still held you close, though, making sure you couldn’t go too far away. “Good morning,” he mumbled, and you hummed in response.

The two of you were silent for a few moments before you remarked, “This is actually quite comfortable,” burying your head under into his chest. You couldn’t help but notice how muscular it was.

“It is,” Thor agreed, leaning down and kissing your head lovingly. “We should do this more often.”

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