This Is So Embarrassing But I’m Really Desperate. My Dad Is Really Homophobic And I Don’t Feel Safe

So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped.

everytime yall see this scene now your gonna think of this song your welcome

Uptown Girl: Part 1

Notes: Bit of sexual tension, Lots of fluff. :) Feedback is appreciated. Tags are at the end :)

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Little brother: *Sits down beside me and puts on his head phones*

Me: Wanna know how much butt sex fics I read

Little brother: *Takes of his headphones* What

Me: What

Little brother: No tell me

Me: Butt sex

Little brother: When

Me: Everyday

Little brother:

Me: What

I Don’t Like Him {Void!Stiles} // hard smut

*so this was actually kind of hot i guess let me just say how amazing im finaly have requests lol anyway hope you enjoy* 

request; “void stiles smut. rough w/ clit overstim. au where reader had a crush on stiles and void knew. she tries to denying it but he punishes her rough” - anon

warning; lots of cursing, oral, SMUT, and SMUT

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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

Your Harry

So, Harry was back in your universe. But…Harry wasn’t from this timeline. Things had changed, thanks to Barry, and you worried about how this change affected your relationship with one Harrison Wells. Was there even a relationship with him in his timeline. Was he even your Harry?

Earth-2 Harrison Wells x Reader

Warnings: None

A/N: HOLY SHIT I’M ALIVE. Here, have a bit of post-flashpoint fluff~

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You stood in the speed lab with Harry as Jesse and Barry trained. You were well aware how quiet the room was apart from the speed force cracking in the background. Ever since Barry explained the situation with the different timelines and Harry returned, not affected by Flashpoint, you have begun to question everything.

The timeline you remembered, the timeline you knew, was a rocky beginning with Harry turning into a loving and secretly passionate romance. Though…was that still the case? This Harry didn’t remember working with you in the Speed Lab before. Hell, it was practically his first time in the speed lab, so it wasn’t the same Harry, was it? It wasn’t your Harry that you snuck a quick kiss in the hall with, was he?

Was he still your Harry?

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

“If you won’t date him after that proclamation of love (Y/N), I’ll date him instead.”

“Sick of screaming let us in, The wires got the best of him. All that he’s invested in, goes, straight to hell.”

Requested by Anon