Little brother: *Sits down beside me and puts on his head phones*
Me: Wanna know how much butt sex fics I read
Little brother: *Takes of his headphones* What
Me: What
Little brother: No tell me
Me: Butt sex
Little brother: When
Me: Everyday
Little brother:
Me: What
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Avengers x reader
Warnings: Slight violence, slight cursing
A/N: I’m sorry it’s short :((
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PLEASE adopt me before my ((muslim)) family throws me off a building for being bisexual?? I’ll make u pancakes
Omg I hate this so much. I wish families were more accepting: I’ll adopt you. I don’t like pancakes tho lol doesn’t matter!
I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.
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Is it morbid bringing up bucket lists whilst talking to your crush
Imagine: Tony teaching Thor pick-up lines because Thor’s nervous about asking you on a date, but he ends up mixing them up, causing you to laugh. You agree to the date anyway and give him a kiss on the cheek. [x] [x] [x]
Thor: Are you sure these will work, Stark? I don’t want to distance myself further from Y/N with this attempt at asking her on a date. Tony: Don’t worry- these are going to work. *tries to hide smirk* Guaranteed. Thor: *smiles, not noticing Tony trying not to laugh* All right. I will go speak to Y/N now, then.
Y/N: What are you on about, Thor? *laughs* I think you’ve got your pick-up lines messed up. Thor: I-I- *blushes* Y/N: It’s okay. *kisses him on the cheek* I’d love to go out on a date with you. Thor: *smiles* That is great news- and I assure you I won’t use any more lines on you. Y/N: Good to hear. *pauses* But, just so you know, I’m aware that those lines weren’t yours. Stark gave you ‘tips’, didn’t he? Thor: Yes, of course. He said they would be perfect. Y/N: Remind me to get revenge on him. Later, though, as we have a date. *smiles*
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How Animals Eat Their Food
A man unwilling to fight for what he wants....., deserves what he gets.
“Sick of screaming let us in, The wires got the best of him. All that he’s invested in, goes, straight to hell.”
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I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
"Marriage is only between men and women."
“Zelena is pregnant”