In Fics Involving One Person Doing CPR On The Other, There Are Two Kinds Of Ships:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

Glasses are the best.

How Animals Eat Their Food

Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

Comment him

Is it morbid bringing up bucket lists whilst talking to your crush

PLEASE adopt me before my ((muslim)) family throws me off a building for being bisexual?? I’ll make u pancakes

Omg I hate this so much. I wish families were more accepting: I’ll adopt you. I don’t like pancakes tho lol doesn’t matter!

Request for Anon:

Thor:,,You don’t need to be insecure about anything [Y/N]. You are perfect.“

I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.

Uh idk who is cuter