Simple Prompt: Danny runs for the Gotham Mayor position
Extended Prompt: Danny is an absolute little shit throughout his entire campaign but still manages to win because he is legitimately one of the best candidates around
Just imagine the crack that could come from this!
Reporter: What is your stance on Vigilantism? Danny: Well I agree that Vigilantes are helpful for the communities that need them, and they should work with the police at every opportunity, I feel like the idea will always be a city where Vigilantes are not needed. Also I fail to see the relevancy of the question, there are no vigilantes in Gotham Reporter: What do you mean? What about the Bat-Family? Danny: No, Batman isn’t a Vigilante. Batman is a Crime Lord.
Or
Danny: As mayor, I promise that I will not be infected by corruption. Not because of my moral standings, but because I absolutely fucking hate clowns and I will never accept a bribe as long as that guy is still alive. Yes this is me putting a hit out on the Joker. Crime Bosses, if you want to try and bribe me, you gotta kill him first or I won’t even consider it!
Or
Batman: Why is a Meta-Human running for Gotham Office? You know this city doesn’t have a very good track record with people like you. Even the Signal had a rough start. Danny: Well, I just had a strong compulsion to help this city reach the peak of it’s potential *looks over Batman’s shoulder to see Lady Gotham holding up Cue Cards telling him what to say. She promised to help with his paperwork for the next 50 years if he became Mayor and helped fix her city* Danny: Such a strong compulsion…
Or
Penguin: Look kid, I don’t care if you have enough power to destroy me at the subatomic level, I have enough money to ruin you, your sister, your parents, even your uncle! Danny: Oh really? I could get the souls of every person you have ever killed to get confessions out of them. Or I could give them the power to rip you apart. Or I could even just possess you and donate all your money to charity.
Or
Danny: Oh god dammit! Vlad: Hello Badger! Glad to see you followed in my footsteps instead of your fathers! Danny: This wasn’t because of you! Lady Gotham asked for help! Vlad: A WIN IS A WIN!
You know how Jason is a Crime Lord in Gotham but also goes to other cities and does stuff there? I think in basically every city Jason has a dedicated goon-base because they heard what he does in Gotham and want it to happen there as well. Like, Jason’s second handles all the stuff and thinks Jason knows but he really doesn’t.
Oh this is perfect I want it
Oh, and what about accidental international crime boss?
Like, Jason’s in, idk, London or something, and this one guy he knows shows up and is like, “hey boss, great news. We’ve completely taken over the criminal underworld of the UK.”
And then Jason’s just left there to process that.
Although that might go a ways in explaining how and why he keeps getting presents from the Italian mafia…
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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
so ghost king danny right. kings are ritch. so in theory danny could be a sugar daddy if he wanted to. so i propose danny becoming john constantine’s sugar daddy, on accident. like…
danny is college age in his early twenties and he is in an occult shop (like a real one) and hears the counter lady tell a cute clearly laminal blond that he didn’t have the money to pay for the stuff he was trying to buy. so danny putting on his mid-western charm and saying he will pay for it. the blond thanked him and left.
aaaand then they kept running into each other. at the grocery store, a wendys, bookstore. each time danny pays for the cute guys things. eventually the guy asks when their date is and danny is confused why the guy asked him on a date but totally exited a cute guy asked him out (no you sweet summer child you have been romancing him without realizing).
so danny takes john to a really nice diner. its an expensive place too, like one stake costs 120. and of course danny being raised in a small mid-western town knows how to treat guy, and pays for everything. danny over the next 5 months keeps spoiling his chaotic gremlin of a boyfriend, always buying him the most expensive gifts.
and danny didn’t realize he was basically johns sugar daddy this whole time, it took john meeting danny as phantom at a JL meeting and going “bloody fuck im the ghost kings suger baby” and things descend into chaos.
this also might even be a good agnst set up if john was just looking for some passing fun but danny thought he was in a serious relationship.
Sometimes l'm late because I sit like this for a long time
There’s a lot of Danny is related to x-villain or x-batfam member.
But I raise you, Danny is related to a “no-name” goon in Red Hood’s gang.
Imagine Danny accidentally killing the Joker and panic calling his criminal uncle asking for the best way to dispose of a body.
In this universe I imagine since Amity Park is a small town in the middle of nowhere, Danny has no clue who the Joker is and thinks he just killed a man.
Red Hood catches one of his men sneaking out of a meeting and when confronted the goon admits that he was going to help his nephew hide a body. Imagine Red Hood surprise when he sees it’s Joker’s body.
Red Hood falls in love.
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