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We all read and saw fanfictions about either Jason, Constantine, Bruce, or even Jazz raising Danny when he became younger due to Clockwork’s interference, but what if we reverse the roles?
Alfred Pennyworth was raised by Phantom.
It was early 1900 in England where it is common for children were being sold like cattle for a penny. Among the rows of yelling parents who are willing to sell a few of their children for a few pounds to help themselves or the younger ones at home, one parent was loudly exclaiming that his child is merely worth more than a penny. A nameless child with skin and bones as a body, at the tender age of 6 years old he already knew the horrors of child slavery. Some were never seen again like the ones he saw outside playing tag and others return to their parents in a body bag. He also knew that no one would want a skinny child like him so he waited for the inevitable beating at this man’s house, He refuse to call that man his father nor that dingy four-by-four wall home.
Suddenly a distinguished gentleman walked past him and he was just in awe at what he had sawed. A young man that seemed like in his early 20s has a face of youth yet has an air of maturity around them. Wearing the cleanest pair of white waistcoats and black trousers, shaggy black hair, and striking blue eyes.
It was obvious that he was an errand boy looking around for new workers, his mind supplied.
The man looked at him with raised eyebrows and couldn’t help but think that this person may buy him out of this man’s clutches and put him to work that may or may not end his life.
The older man who saw the interested look of the errand boy tried to advertise him as his worth is merely a penny.
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Danny was merely taking a break from his kingly duties after months, years, and centuries have passed since his adventures as Danny Phantom. Visiting a newly made dimension in the eyes of the king of Infinite Realms, he made his way through the early 1900s for some sight-seeing, with the insurance from his advisers, court, family members, and consorts (Tucker & Sam) he went and enjoyed the view and contemplating that why does Clockwork give him his farewell in a form of a cryptic message such as a father of a bat needs saving from his unexpected fate, as well this universe felt like something interesting is bound to happen.
Being the High King of the Infinite Realms the realms itself chose him as their champion and king through countless rights of ascensions throughout the years.
Seeing that child slavery is still a thing at this point in time made him want to turn around and go to another realm less depressing than this time and come back later when they abolished slavery.
Though he caught an eye on this thin scrawny little boy who is nothing but skin and bones that the tiniest gust of wind will push him on the brick pavement, the boy’s parents however saw him taking interest and tried to get rid of the boy seeing that he was nothing but an extra mouth to feed due to his “responsibility” as a parent and tried to sell him for a penny.
Danny weighed the pros and cons in this situation, raising a mortal child may be both rewarding and satisfactory but the fact that he cannot break the ancient rules to make him immortal that was placed by the Realms themselves to uphold the balance between the living and the ancient realm, but he can bend it to an extent, so that if he can extend longevity in his lifespan to at least reach a century or so.
Added to the fact that Clockwork gave a message to protect him.
Bought the boy for a penny and carried the child towards the disguised horse carriage.
Now, how to explain to his family that he acquired a mortal child?
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The nameless boy widened his eyes in surprise as the “errand” boy actually bought and carried him gently towards a clean carriage that looked like is owned by a king.
After making him sit beside his employer, his employer began asking him questions.
Such as his age, and name. likes, dislikes, and many other confusing questions.
At the mention of not having a name his employer began to frown, looks like he has made his new employer furious and he hasn’t even begun to earn his keep.
After a tense silence, his employer declared that HIS new name would be Alfred Pennyworth, as the word Alfred means counsel as he stated that he can see his future and that he would counsel different men who wish his advice, and Pennyworth, as his father is a fool for selling him for a penny as he is worth more than that.
At the time the nameless no…, At the time Alfred didn’t know what is the warm feeling on his chest that made him long for this man’s approval. He may be naïve or far too trusting for putting his trust in a man he met for a few minutes but at the time his only thought was he had his own name that he owns.
When the carriage stopped his employer carried him out of the carriage, and what greeted him is something he would never forget.
An endless green sky stretches along the horizon, A large black castle that reaches the sky that has growing vines all over its walls, at the front an entire estate dedicated to different and extinct plant life to flourish, and rows and rows of servants lined up and dressed in the fanciest clothing for maids and for all genders bowing ever slightly greeting and welcoming back their master in unison.
He looked behind him and around him for the master of the house but when he couldn’t see one, he turned his attention to the one who bought him as he is quite sacred for upsetting for not greeting the master in his own house.
But as he turn to the man for a plea for help he caught the small smile that his employer gave him and nodded towards the directions of the servants.
That was the time he learned that the man who bought him and gave him a name is his supposed master.
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The next few days were confusing to the young Alfred Pennyworth, as he expected to be working on the animal shed or any menial tasks yet he was treated like a prince.
Free to learn what he desired, learning skills that he would never think of learning, free to eat anything his heart and stomach desired, free to have a soft bed to sleep on as well as having toys to ensure that he was not bored, given a wide variety of possible hobbies to take his mind off things. Gained and learned philosophies around the realms as well as had great teachers in teaching him essential things in morals, science, and more. Most importantly gained a family that he never thought he would even have.
He learned how to walk silently as a ghost, be swift in terms of movements waster no action, be present like a shadow, and use any weapon at hand, one’s body is a weapon itself. Discipline thy self in any temptation known to man, to integrate oneself to be unknown, eyes and emotions betray your mind be mindful of your facial and body movement as a single doubt will get someone you love to perish, but most importantly learned his new family’s motto.
Family is family.
Simple yet a powerful motto. No matter how cruel the man who brought and gave him a new life and purpose, the man who he saw as father, maybe in making decisions to ensure that the Infinite Realms stay balanced throughout the entire realms. How ruthless are his aunts and uncle to make sure that everything in between stays in the center of the balance as too much of the brings chaos
When Alfred was merely a teen he was given a blessing by his father, to be able to live a long life while maintaining his morality. One day he may die which is true, but it will be a long time before the reaper takes him to his next adventure.
Spending time with each member of the Nightingale family are memories that will be kept deep inside his heart. His mother Sam, taught him the wonders and secrets of flora, his other father Tucker, taught him how technology is used both in hope and destruction, His uncle Dan taught him about being an impenetrable wall in both mind and body, His older aunt Jazz taught him how to read his opponents in combat as well learning the beauty of human brain, His aunt Ellie who taught and showed him the wonders of the world in terms of the scenery, delicacy and culture, His grandfather Clockwork, taught him to be a cryptic as well moving on and forward as bad things are as natural as breathing and to move on is to let the time run its course.
Last but not least his father Danny, the High King of the Infinite Realms the man who he owes his entire being and life. The man whom he respects and wishes to turn out like him, the man who is proud to call his father. Taught him a multitude of things that one would not expect from a king, Be a Gentleman. A firm handshake combined with looking the other person in the eye carries with it respect, dignity, and strength, Honor Your Father and Mother, Respect Women, Be a Man of Integrity, Take Responsibility, and Work Hard, among the advice he gave and taught to him that they put into his life through action and words.
When WW2 came to his dimension he asked his father to be able to go back as it is still integrated into his blood to fight for the country that he was born into. As well as making a name for himself, to prove to the world his worth is more than a penny, to prove that all of their learning is not to be put to waste.
With the approval of his family, he set out to make his name.
S.A.S. Armed Services, fighting in 15 different operations between ages 18 and 20. A skilled medical and front liner soldier who was decorated. He later joined MI5, as well the secret forces of the Queen and later being knighted by her majesty
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In this present time, we all know the current Alfred Pennyworth, the kickass ninja butler who is a mystery to the Batfam and has a lot of skillsets that are both surprising and expected to the Batfam. The butler who dared to out Batman the Batman. The butler is willing and dared to ground Batman for not taking care of himself. The butler carries a shotgun out of defense and we are pretty sure he is hiding a hidden bazooka somewhere in the manor. The butler who cooked delicious food and the one who raised Bruce Wayne
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Working for the Wayne is not set to be permanent but the moment his ward Bruce Wayne becomes a hero just like his father and brings in his own version of a makeshift family he cannot help but stay for the sake of his ward that he saw as a son.
His family was there every step of the way.
Looking at the long dinner table that is filled with food with his ward/ son and his children he can’t help but look fondly at the scene in front of him.
This is why he would not eat with the rest of the Batfam, the ambitious dinner or just being complete brings him back just when he was just a little boy looking at his father for guidance.
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The Bat family are known to be good sometimes great detectives as they were taught by the greatest detective in the world, despite their wit and intelligence they still could not figure out their grandfather/ butler.
Having no presence before WW2 is common, as many orphans joined the war to bring acknowledgment to their names and presences. So when a glowing green letter made its way towards the kitchen counter, just as Alfred took a moment to look when he immediately snatched the said letter and ripped it open to see the contents.
Now mind you this was a never occurrence as Alfred Pennyworth is the epitome of calmness and neutrality so when he tore a letter like a kid who was given his first Christmas present all noise seemed to stop to look at the wide-eyed butler.
Alfred kept reading the said letter with wide eyes ignoring the shocked look of the people around him. Immediately telling Bruce that he will be going on an immediate 2-week vacation without even concealing his own joy in his voice and quickly turned around to pack a suitcase worth.
The entire Wayne’s both adopted and not are now invested what could the letter possibly contain that Alfred Pennyworth himself becomes a kid just by reading it?
Tailing the said butler was hard, following his quick steps which indicate impatience from the patient butler as well as a small smile that indicates fondness immediately became their new case.
Stopping at a large mansion surrounded by plant life that has a gothic aesthetic to it. As Alfred entered the gate he was tackled by a small black-haired blue-eyed child immediately followed by three teens and one large buff young adult.
All of them are hugging and exclaiming joy as Alfred reciprocated each hug with enthusiasm for his age.
Who are they and how does Alfred know all of these people?
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PS: If someone out there wanting to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so don’t forget to tag me though.
Danny "Commit To the Bit" Fenton managing to gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss his way into everyone believing Conner isn't a clone but his lost twin brother Lex brainwashed to try and kill Superman.
Bonus
Tim: I can't believe that worked
Kon: are you sure he isn't your brother?
I'm crying... so beautiful.
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
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This is my application to rewrite Twilight, these are the main changes I’m making. Please add on:
Rewritten twilight saga:
- There is no secret religious context to this
- Bella is exactly the same as book Bella
- She meets the cullens not through weird science class with Edward but cause she has gym with Emmett
- He’s like holy sh*t this girl is hilarious and brings her home
- Both Emmett and Bella get to swear
- Bella calls Edward p*ssboy
- Carlisle and Esme are both early 30’s
- Alice is 4’10”
- Emmett is a 6’7” behemoth
- Rosalie is 6 feet tall and curvy
- She is also pro choice
- Jasper is still the newest of the cullens but he was never a confederate soldier and is actually some college age gen z vampire getting his film degree at NYU
- He was drunk and hanging out with someone he didn’t know was a vampire
- And he said just send it
- He woke up three days later in his dorm a vampire
- Carlisle finds him sucking the blood out of rats in the subway while he’s in New York for a medical convention
- He coaxes him out of the train tunnels and brings him home
- Esme power washed jasper before he’s allowed in the house
- Alice has the same backstory as in the books cause it’s wild, but showed up alone to the Cullen house
- She was on the couch and said hey where’s my room
- Jasper and Alice are not dating but are very good buddies cause they’re both a little unhinged
- Belle and Edward go on one horrible date when they both realize that they’re gay
- Bella still hangs around with the cullens cause they just genuinely like her
- Esme likes to make snacks for when Bella comes over but doesn’t really remember appropriate portion sizes
- She makes Bella two dozen muffins for movie night
- Charlie even goes over for dinner sometimes
- The cullens are painfully bad at pretending to be human during said dinners
- Charlie knows something is up
- Everyone in Forks knows something’s up, but don’t say anything cause Carlisle is a really good doctor and they don’t want him to leave
- It’s not long before Bella and Alice start dating
- It’s as excellent as you would expect
- Bella loves her very small girlfriend
- However it is Alice that girlies Bella piggyback rides
- Bella is really good friends with all the Cullen siblings and has different human friendly activities she does with all of them
- Rosalie teaches Bella about cars
- Emmett takes her rock climbing or something
- Bella and jasper go to slam poetry together
- Even Bella and Edward hang out and they go to concerts together
- Esme likes to take Bella to big museums and get her opinions on all her new projects
- Carlisle and Bella watch gross medical documentaries together
- When Bella comes out to Jacob he actually respects her relationship and they stay friends
- The cullens still have to leave after jasper tried to kill Bella, but he’s less creepy and he feels reeeeeally bad
- He has anxiety so yeah he feels super bad and sends her an edible arrangement
- They actually answer her emails tho
- No angst, they tell her they’re coming back after they rehab jasper for a bit
- Edward still runs off to Italy and Alice still brings Bella to come get him cause he can’t read Bella’s thoughts but it’s only cause he’s literally so dramatic and is like “I’m done”
- They don’t let him be done
- They drag his ass home
- In eclipse, the volturi let the cullens take in Bree Tanner
- I’m still just not over her death
- Bella and all the cullen children see her and are like ahhhhhh baby
- Rosalie and Emmett become really close to her and Rosalie finally feels like the mother she’s always wanted to be
- Bree accidentally calls Rosalie mom one time, and it’s the first time Rosalie has cried since being turned
- Emmett 100% got a very large baby backpack and tried to get Bree to ride in it for a bit cause he wanted the “full dad experience”
- Jacob and Leah imprint on one another
- There will be no baby imprints
- People start noticing that Seth’s eyes always stay on jasper a little longer than normal
- He asks him film questions and jasper gets very flustered
- They go to the movies and Seth is driven crazy by Jasper’s full analysis of whatever movie they saw
- But he’s really cute
- They are very happy together
- Bella and Alice get married
- Bella still gets pregnant with a vampire baby cause she and Alice go to a sp*rm bank and it just so happens that some rando vampire donated and that’s what’s coincidentally used to impregnate Bella
- I just thought that would be funny
- Alice puts her foot down and says her child won’t be named resume
- Bella’s pregnancy is less traumatic cause they realize pretty early on and are like ?????
- They take care of her and it goes as well as it could
- Bella gets turned at the last minute and her and Alice still move to the cottage in the woods with their baby
- Bree is so obsessed with the baby
- She got really excited when she got to pick out some of the clothes
- Jacob still comes around cause him and Bella are still friends and of course he brings Leah
-Leah and Jacob are dating cause they both deserve to be happy (no babies involved)
- Leah becomes reluctant friends with the lady cullens
- Even if she says she doesn’t like them
- Jasper is very afraid of Leah
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Corrections cause I was made aware about some stuff I forgot about (aka Leah is older than I thought and definitely a lesbian):
-Jake and Leah become reluctant friends
-It starts because Seth just wanted his friend and his sister to get along
-Eventually they realize that they don’t actually hate each other all that much
-Leah takes one look at some indie girl at the mall and boom, love at first sight
-Her girlfriend is super cool with the werewolf thing, which is surprising at first
-Turns our she’s a huge old monster movie fan and things it’s hilarious that her new girlfriend Leah IS a werewolf
-Leah introduces her to her (definitely not vampire) family friends the Cullens and her girlfriend loses it
-Jake continues with engineering and auto work and decides he’ll go to college for it
-Jake and Rosalie like to work on cars together because Rosalie likes being complimented and Jacob is never not impressed by her decades of experience
My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist. In my line of work, there are days you just need to forget.
...But some you never will.
jason: soooo, who's the new guy?
billy, currently sitting in the manor's living room eating a sandwich: hi
damian: i'm just as lost as you are
dick, inspecting billy carefully: wait a minute. blue eyes, black hair, around ten/eleven-ish
tim, catching up: oh shit, do you happen to be an orphan by any chance, new guy?
billy, very confused: yeah? how did you know?
dick: fucking hell bruce! you adopted another kid and you didn't tell us! again!
bruce, entering the room, also confused: what?
damian: pennyworth won't be happy about this, father
jason: i thought we were past this, bruce. we already talked, you cannot fill the void with even more stray kids who somewhat resemble younger you
tim, sighing: where did you kidnap him from this time?
bruce:
billy: uhh i think there's been a misunderstanding...
bruce, so done with this shit: boys, i'd like you to meet captain marvel
dick, jason, tim, damian: o h ?
Sometimes we need fantasy to survive the reality.
- The minds journal
Lovely Blood Burst... wtf?!
Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁
A - Ethereal
B - Miracle
C - Sparkling
D - Celestial
E - Beautiful
F - Magical
G - Shining
H - Dramatic
I - Twinkling
J - Royal
K - Elegant
L - Imperial
M - Lovely
N - Angelic
O - Resplendent
P - Dancing
Q - Evanescent
R - Wondrous
S - Heavenly
T - Divine
U - Iridescent
V - Dreaming
X - Glorious
Y - Alluring
Z - Ephemeral
1 - Diamond
2 - Blood
3 - Love
4 - Starlight
5 - Lunar
6 - Rose
7 - Heart
8 - Aqua
9 - Cosmic
10 - Midnight
11 - Twilight
12 - Rainbow
13 - Lightning
14 - Venom
15 - Butterfly
16 - Flame
17 - Dragon
18 - Fairy
19 - Ice
20 - Galaxy
21 - Velvet
22 - Snow
23 - Spirit
24 - Rebel
25 - Soul
26 - Serpent
27 - Tiara
28 - Blossom
29 - Crystal
30 - Nightmare
31 - Layer
January - Flash
February - Kiss
March - Burst
April - Beam
May - Convergence
June - Storm
July - Blaze
August - Fist
September - Shower
October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)
November - Shot
December - Embrace
In relation to dragons, especially those posts about their monocular vision, I’d like to pitch a fantasy concept here-
The usual view of dragon riders is that the riders get a lot out of it and dragons, eh, dragons get something. Something intangible and ill defined and usually not a good enough reason to really justify it.
But what about dragons that bond with humans because humans offer a massive tactical advantage.
Okay, say you’re some scrawny fucking dragon. And like, you’re not doing bad for yourself- 40 feet of well armored fire breathing death does pretty decently by definition- but in the pecking order of dragons, you’re pretty low. You get your ass kicked if you try to challenge any big players.
And then one day you come upon this human- this weird fucker out in the middle of the woods yelling nonsense and you’re fine to move along but all of a sudden there’s a huge pull on the natural energy around you and you get whacked with this surge of light-
And you’ve mind melded with the fucker.
You’re both trying to figure out what’s going on, and all of a sudden, of course, rolls in a bigger dragon who’s going to beat the shit out of you for being in their territory.
So you’re trying to fly away, this human is clinging to you like their life depends on it, this bigger dragon is trying to kill you. It’s a bad day. But the human scrambles up on top of you and you realize, hey, for some reason you can see out of their eyes. You’ve got near 360 degree monocular vision (which you’re used to) but now like 100 degrees of super sharp depth perception on top of that. Which is actually letting you dodge a lot better. And you’re thinking faster- you can hear- feel?- the humans thoughts, and they’re pretty fast and smart thinkers too.
So you’re actually, now, suddenly turning the tables on this fight. The other dragon is bigger but now that’s working against them because your increased vision and reaction time lend themselves to speed. And then there’s this huge fucking pull on your energy, like massive- and a fucking lightning bolt shoots out and whacks the other dragon out of the sky. Like, oh, dragon-jesus, that’s what humans can do with magic?
So all of a sudden, you have this tiny squishy meatbag that’s transformed you from bottom of the pecking order to Top Dragon In Town because you have better vision and reflexes and you can use them as a locus for precise magical spells by mind melding with this tiny punk.
So of course you sit down and figure out how the fuck you melded in the first place and do it again. And dragon society is transformed, because now it favors the most social dragons, the ones able to mind-meld with humans the best. Because those ones get massive tactical advantages. So having human riders makes actual fucking sense. It’s basically a matter of survival.
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
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