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Billy Batson Gets Adopted AU, but the adopter he’s avidly avoiding is Lex Luthor.

When Lex first heard of Captain Marvel, he was… unenthused, to put it lightly. Another Kryptonian? It was bad enough when that second one, “Supergirl” had entered the superhero stage; Lex had few hopes for the appearance of a third. Superman even paid Fawcett a visit, and Lex’s grim worries were all but sealed. Except… he started hearing rumors. Different rumors, of the world’s “Mightiest Mortal”. Of a man, human and magic and power, who could stand up against Superman and maybe come out on top. A match. A defense. A man Lex most certainly wanted on his side.

Which turned out to be difficult, since Marvel was impossible to get ahold of. He was nowhere. Sure, he showed up to every disaster, every moment of peril and sign of distress, but he never stayed. He was there precisely long enough to get the job done, and not a second later. It was irritating. It was infuriating. It was giving Lex a migraine. Even Batman, you could occasionally catch at crime scenes or flag down on the rooftops of Gotham, not that Lex had ever tried—Gotham was a beast best avoided. But Marvel? Nothing. At least when he was battling his rogues gallery you could see him flying through the streets, but on his off time? It was like the man stopped existing. Lex Corp’s agents couldn’t find hide of hair of him. The man didn’t respond to public requests for contact, nor any of the more discreet methods Lex and employed. It was astounding. And Lex did not like astounding. He liked answers, and he liked aces in his pocket, and neither of those things would matter if he couldn’t get the Big Red Cheese to talk to him. So he sent Mercy to investigate. To either get Marvel on their side, or get the idiot to speak to them. Mercy marched into his office two weeks later with no contact point, no progress, and a video. a video of a man, a flash of lightning, and then a small, malnourished child.

“Ah,” Lex thought. “Ah.”

So. Captain Marvel was an orphaned, homeless ten year old with inexplicable powers and absolutely zero support system.

Lex was going to steal him.

Steal wasn’t quite the right word, since everything Lex was doing would be completely legal and above-board. Unorthodox, sure, but he had far more than enough money to make it happen in a way that even Big Blue couldn’t dispute. An application, some pressure and a few favors, and suddenly Lex Luthor was a registered foster parent. Now all he needed to do was find the child and ensure he ended up in his care

Billy doesn’t know what the hell is going on or why Lex Corp is suddenly flooding the streets of Fawcett, but he figures this is as good an excuse as any to punch a billionaire in the face

Que several thousand words of Kevin McAllister level evasion tactics, tomfuckery, stranger danger, weaponized baby face, (attempted) manipulation, a very confused and concerned League, telling Superman to fuck off for wildly different reasons, identity shenanigans, and the slow, begrudging mutual understanding and sort-of respect that Billy and Lex are furious is happening

(Luthor and Billy are locked in a battle of wills and guile while the League stands there like “is Luthor… trying to kidnap a child?? Marvel, are you doing anything about this?? We can help, this seems like a multiple hero situation—“ and Marvel is very nicely telling them to mind their own fucking business. They do not. Billy is mad at everyone except Cyborg, who let Billy know he was coming to Fawcett ahead of time)

Someone reminded me in THTS's comments that I had yet to produce a map regarding the territories of each race in Hyrule, so- here we are!

Are you all looking forwards to Chapter 7 tomorrow? ;)

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psa: continue creating even if you think its corny or unworthy. i promise you its not. we all start from somewhere, and you can only grow if you keep trying

One day you suddenly start hearing muffled voices and the amount of them slowly increases. Eventually you find out that they are praying to you and that they are people in stories you have created! Somehow they gained sentience and discovered that you created their world.

We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!

(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)

Last summer memories. / Spomienky z posledného leta.

Pozdravujem z Vysokých Tatier 😁👋

Yes.

From Kasia Babis.

Dp x Dc prompt (short)1:

Danny learns how to play an instrument and gets a gig at one if the Bats Rouges bar or something. The Bats show up to fight said Rouge and while the rest of Dannys band ran and left he stays playing music. Like the band in titanic did but instead he’s playing some up beat or intense beat to make it sound like their in a fight scene. Better yet if the instrument he learns is the Violin.

The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.

Ok proper AU idea/thoughts on my idea of Danny being a reborn version of Pariah and Clockworks kid. (Link here)

No one knows that Danny is a reborn version of their kid (At least except the Observants who don’t want to tell anyone and were freaking the fuck out with TUE thing because OH this kid’s gonna be Pariah 2.0 AND WE DON’T HAVE ANOTHER SARCOPHAGUS! FUCKKK!GET CLOCKWORK TO CONTROL HIS KID) Clockwork and Pariah’s kid was young when they got killed/died and so they had no idea what he’d look like.

Clockwork is fond of Danny doesn’t know exactly why…maybe because he reminds him or a younger Pariah, but he’s protective over him. Pariah of course had zero idea with everything.

It’s actually due to Vlad that everyone finds out. Vlad finds out that ghosts and their children have bonds and he goes ‘ah well if I cause Daniel’s core to activate it will bond with me as only other half ghost’ and so finds a way to activate Danny’s core…only it doesn’t link to him, it links to Clockwork who drops his staff and is suddenly realising everything that his kid is alive… and it links to a closed Sarcophagus that suddenly starts shaking.

Danny’s not sure what Vlad was trying to do but guess he failed he doesn’t feel anything really…

He has no idea that the ghost zone is in chaos…and the Observants are trying to run away to a different plan of existence before anyone figures out they knew.