Kurapika: Did You Hear That The School Principal Had A Heart Attack?

genuinely my fave thing about HxH is that literally every single person who interacts with the protag is like “wow you are kind of fucked up. why are you so fucked up, little man?” and he’s just like :D and then they’re like “wild. keep on rockin’ you funky little freak” and the kid is like “yes sir i will sir thank you!!!”

Kurapika - Hunter X Hunter The Last Mission 2013

Modest Maid Serves Diligently!

Consisting of: orgasm denial and control, spanking. GN!Reader wears (skirt) maid costume and lacy panties.

"Bring over that water to me"

He pointed toward the counter where the water jug and cups resided. You walked toward it while clutching your skirt tightly, legs shaking slightly while lips pursed. Your face was as red as a rose, eyes hazy because of the tears, or to be more exact, the vibrator inside of you. You brought glass water to him.

"Hiiiy-!"

The man in front of you smiled innocently while his finger toyed with the controller. You could feel it vibrating even more, making you spill the water mid-way. The man tsked at it while ushering you to come closer and you did.

"Hmm.. hold it for me,"

The man brought your hand closer to his face and started drinking from it. You have to do this correctly, or what you thought to yourself.

"Nnngh- hyaa-!"

The vibrator inside of you started to vibrate even more again, the vibration pleasuring you, causing you to accidentally spill water on the man. Looking down, you could see their face darkened with a smirk plastered on.

"What a dutiful maid you are..."

Your hands couldn't hold the cup anymore, allowing it to fall while you clutch your thighs, pressing your thighs to help you chase your near-coming orgasm. But, he didn't allow it.

The vibrator pressure was lowered down, and you whined as you lost the feelings inside you.

"No no no, do you seriously think you deserved that after you spilled water on me?"

You whined even louder, your eyes teary. Looking at you, the man gulped before yanking you closer to him. His hands started to travel onto your ass, playing with the flesh. You pursed your lip again, moans slipping out occasionally.

You could also feel the vibrator vibrating hard again, making you jerk your body upfront to the man, hands resting on his shoulder.

"Clasp your hands on your back and stand still and silently"

The man commanded as he smacked your ass, serving it as a reminder. You tried to do so, alas only to be met with failures. Your whimpers were audible and your shakings were visible. He started to increase the level while kneading your ass, your legs shaking violently before you placed your hands on his shoulder again, moans escaped from your bitten lips. The man smacked your ass again, causing you to jerk in front instinctively.

"What a bad maid you are... chasing your own pleasure while ignoring your master's order?"

You shivered at his words, in a good way of course. His hand traveled under your skirt, feeling the drenched lacy panties, his finger teased you before he inserted one of his fingers inside you. Your body jerked violently from the contact and stimulation, your hands clutching the fabric on his shoulder even tighter.

"Ah ah ah, no, not before I allow you to"

You whined, your orgasm controlled by the man beneath you. He slipped another finger into you, and his fingers skillfully played your insides, hitting that one spot repeatedly. You were so close, but you knew better than to disobey. Yes, you knew better. You knew better!

And yet, you could feel it dripping down, wetting his trouser.

He stared at you first before moving to his trouser after you finished your show. It's wet, again. The man lifted you from the ground and placed you on his lap, his hands reached your ass before you could say anything.

"Did I not" smack "tell you" smack "that you" smack "are not allowed" smack "to come" smack "unless I" smack "allow you to?" Smack!

You cried at his spankings, your legs thrashing around before it's smacked as well. The spankings didn't stop there, it kept going even if your ass cheeks were screaming red.

"Silence"

You tried but the choked sobs wouldn't stop flowing out. Your eyes brimming with flowing tears, hands clutching the surface you could reach tightly. The room was filled with your suppressed sobs and the sharp spankings. You knew he was being lenient enough to not make you count, you knew that for sure.

"And... 34" smack!

Your punishment ended with you looking like a crying mess. That is, with you excited down there as well, your panties drenched again. He sat you down on his lap. You broke out a sob as you tried to ask him,

"Huk- may I, uhk- khuk- come now?"

He gave your ass another smack.

"Where's the apology?"

You started to apologize, a lot in a sense. Your cheeks were covered with tears flowing down like a falling river, your thighs pressed against each other for friction. The man hummed while tapping his index finger on your red flesh. He started to rub your excitement with his thigh, making you ride him instinctively, trying to chase your end.

As though allowing you to, his fingers started to feel your breast, pinching the clothed nipples. He couldn't even be bothered by how wet his trouser was.

"You have a beautiful moan, you know?"

You twitched at his praise, dragging your hips in and out even faster, feeling your private area getting hotter from it.

"Please.. please... please, please, Master!"

The man brought his lip to your ear, nibbling it before a 'go on' broke out. The man sat back as he watched you perform a show for him with his thigh beneath you.

Safe to say, it ended beautifully.

|| Pantalone, (especially electro...) Childe, Diluc, Al-Haitham, Zhongli, Pierro, Dottore, Neuvillette, Wriothesley (daddy?), Ayato, Blade, Jing Yuan, Dan Heng, Luocha, Sampo, OC.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

me: a virgin

also me: *writes 200k+ words smut fanfics and they're better than any p0rn script written by qualified s3x instructors*

Hello, may I have leorio hcs plz?

A/n: I’m guessing with an s/o so I’ll do that

With an s/o:

Leorio likes to spoil you, well if he has enough money

He is someone who would do anything for you, like tie your shoelaces and whatever else your wishes may command

He would like for you to meet his friends, but he doesn’t mind if you don’t want to cause he understands that some people are scared to meet someone new

Leorio is somewhat clingy, I mean he lost his friend when he was younger so he’s scared to lose you too

You, Leorio, and Kurapika are probably the parents of the group if you get along with everyone

He would let you wear his glasses and clothes so you can pretend to be him

If your short expect some teasing from him cause he’s literally 6’4

If you taller than him expect him to try and drink more milk cause he probably see’s this as a competition and wants to be taller than you

He probably likes to be big spoon cause he wants to feel as though he can protect you but there will be times where he wants to be little spoon

Since he’s learning to become a doctor he likes to teach you whatever he’s learning as to not feel as though he is learning by himself

If you are an insomniac or are sleep deprived he will make you take melatonin cause he wants you to be healthy

I feel like he has flashbacks/nightmares from when his friend died so you’ll have to comfort him

He likes those claw machines so make sure he doesn’t go broke from them

Make sure Leorio doesn’t go to sleep to late because if his studies

He likes homemade food, so if you made him something homemade he would be so in love right then and there

Now he isn’t the most organized person but isn’t the most unorganized person either so you’ll have to deal with stuff being on the floor once in a while

Mornings with him are pretty calm unless he feels really energized which is pretty often if not sometimes but other than that he just wants to lay in bed and soak in the sun while relaxing with you in his arms

He feels at his most best when he is with you

Hisoka: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Gon and Killua, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Hisoka:

Hisoka: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is

GOD I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE HOLY SHIT

⛓take my eyes take them aside⛓

Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️

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