Me: A Virgin

GUYS GUYS WHERE ARE THE SUB!MIGUEL FICS?? SEND, SEND NOW!!

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Kurapika, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots Leorio, next in line: My god just do cocaine

👑 Danny 👀👀👀 I don't think I've ever seen you draw ghost king danny and I think it would look SO cool in your style!

Love your art <3

Thank you!!! I'm also so sorry cause this went from "Oh boy I can draw Danny in a crown!" to "Release the eldritch curse upon the child"

Les’ get organic, cuz bones should be insects.

Also , hip dips <3

Random collection of incorrect HxH quotes

Most of these were made with an incorrect quotes generator but I had tons of fun so enjoy lol

Leorio , setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kurapika, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Killua, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Gon, trembling: What are we playing???

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Leorio : *Gently taps table*

Kurapika: *Taps back*

Killua: What are they doing?

Gon: Morse code.

Leorio : *Aggressively taps table*

Kurapika: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO-

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Hisoka: I actually have a black belt.

Machi: In what, karate?

Hisoka: No, from Gucci.

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Hisoka: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Illumi: Isn't that just killing people?

Hisoka : Ah, technicality.

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Leorio: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Kurapika: Killed without hesitation.

Leorio: No.

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Gon, pointing: May I sit there?

Killua: That's my lap

Gon: That doesn't answer my question, Killua.

let’s get some leorio headcanons bc i love him

sfw

|| he wants to be near you/touching you at all times. a lot of times that means you’re laying in his lap while he works.

|| one of his favorite things is letting you read to him. he usually likes simple, silly things to help him relax after a long day.

|| let the man cook for you. he’s a surprisingly good cook, and he loves to show off and do things for you.

|| he also always makes sure you’ve eaten and if you haven’t he’ll make something he knows you’re comfortable eating and sit with you while you eat

|| especially if he knows you struggle eating enough, he’ll make sure you feel safe and encourage you

|| always wants you to tie his tie before he leaves because it makes him feel more special.

|| mans LOVES board games but will absolutely pout when you beat him

|| if you wear makeup, he’d definitely want to try putting it on for you

|| would protest at first if you asked to do his makeup, but eventually would give in and end up loving it

|| this mf is SO ticklish- especially his neck

|| like if you even barely touch his neck he’s already swatting your hand away and trying not to laugh

|| LOVES pet names- sweetheart, babe, dear, love, and some random goofy ones that came up as inside jokes

nsfw

|| switch. no question.

|| wants to HEAR you- will get mad if he catches you trying to muffle your moans

|| wants to hear how well he’s doing, how good he is, etc

|| omfg if you overstimulated him he’d be a whining, drooling mess, only able to moan in response to your praise

|| LOVES marking you where he knows you won’t be able to hide it

|| gets jealous easily- LOVES making you tell him who you belong to

|| if you try to tease him while he’s studying/working, he’ll make you sit on his c0ck while he finishes up whatever he’s doing

|| ^if you try moving at all, he’ll grab your hips and whisper into your ear

|| ^ “behave yourself, dear. i’m almost done.”

drop any additional headcanons that you have :)

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Hisoka: What are your names?

Gon: Don’t tell him, Killua

Hisoka: Killua

Killua: Wow great job Gon

Hisoka: And Gon

Killua: Fuck