Honestly Be Pretentious As Fuck About The Stuff You Create. Do A Press Release For Your Fanfic Updates.

Yeah and

Tumblr is beautiful because

I had no clue so many people wanted to fuck Sebastian Lacroix's 5'2 ass

Sauron, you will not deceive me. I have read the Silmarillion and I know that you were Morgoth's little princess and that you still love him.

This scene is literally

Look I love good ol' cookie run memes, but some people are just making things up here, I never understood why Affogato and Clotted Cream were even compared with each other, you know, in the "dark mode/light mode" style, just because they were released back to back, and it's??? It's SO OBVIOUS that they have such COMPLETELY DIFFERENT personalities, they're not even comparable.

An observation

You can't tell me they aren't the same people

vtmb is incredible because its not not misogynistic in a super 2004 way, but somehow you still get the vibe that the devs fuckin love women. 80% of all the best lines are said by extremely interesting and varied women who all have massive bouncing honkers you can cover the walls of your in-game apartment with pictures of. its serving "of course i like bitches! my best friend has tits!" vibes

Why the hell did I accidentally reblog myself

Let me make one thing clear: Mystic Flour's design is breathtakingly gorgeous, but can we talk about the fact that she's also creepy af? And I don't mean it in a demeaning way, because that's part of her charm, but I can't help but find her vibe downright scary. It might be because of her design (reminds me of Devilman Crybaby art style with its eerie white palette) or partially because of her reputation of one of the Beasts (who Pure Vanilla literally called «demons»), and that feature of her having upgraded appearance with ascensions... Idk, I'm both terrified by the whole lore aura and delighted because my god, Cacao's updated never disappointed, chef's kiss, 100/10 🔥

dream come true

cameo.com

Andy Milder for just 'you',no exact name

Connect with your favorite stars.

Joyeuse Saint-Valentin!

Happy Valentine's Day! So, check it out: we're super into this fanfic named 'a minute to midnight' (Written by our dear Vivienne@vampiric-hungers-archived, you can find it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48687895), and it totally inspired us, so me and my bud@it-holic commissioned LaCroix's Voice Actor Andy to whip up this fan video.The lines in the video were crafted by our super talented Vivienne too,yup we did it together!Big shoutout to Andy and Vivienne!

BTW I've used the audio files provided by Andy to make a video to make it feel like you're in the game lol.Hope you're vibing with it.Happy Valentine's Day again, kindred!

Knowing what a wonderful sire Hazel is, my girl Arianna from MCR girlie will turn into Ethel Cain eventually