Sauron, You Will Not Deceive Me. I Have Read The Silmarillion And I Know That You Were Morgoth's Little

Just realized that the Night Road ending where the courier flies off with Lettow is literally the lyrics of Chemtrails Over The Country Club 😭😭😭

Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)

Sentinel Prime Standing Weird: The Full Collection

he is so strange. why does he do this. what is his problem. im going to beat him with sticks.

Elder Faerie Cookie may not have Legendary status (which he should have, considering his lore), but he sure has the Legendary rarity, because I swear to god it's IMPOSSIBLE to upgrade this man

His soulstones in Town Square and Arena are so rare I had to wait for two months for just ONE, and it was possible to obtain him in gacha only when it was his specific banner. Even I, stuck in the whale hell in the Vanilla server, witness people having 5A Ancients, 5+ Woke Cacao and even 5A Beasts sometimes, but NEVER HIM. He's the definition of a rare Pokémon.

"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

perverts is a masterpiece, but not everyone has to understand it.

everyone calling ‘tiktok fans’ ‘fake fans’ because they don’t like ambience or drone music is absurd to me. some people enjoy pop, music that it easily digestsable.

i don’t understand why the ethel cain fandom has become so… elitist? yes i understand that it was promoted as an ambient/drone album, and being surprised that that’s what it is, is a bit stupid - but not enjoying it doesn’t make you a ‘fake fan’, it just means it’s not your taste, that’s all.

idk why y’all are acting like this, just enjoy what you enjoy and let other people dislike something if they dislike it.

- someone who is obsessed with perverts (the album)

It's so gorgeous I can't- 😭😭😭

Maybe I will clean it who knows

If I ran a chronicle in or around LA I would just go "Sebastian LaCroix survived and is in torpor in some shitty sewer somewhere

Covered in shit"

There's something... deeply unserious in how we collectively view Sebastian LaCroix in contrast of how he might've actually been based on his actions

Because everyone agrees that this man just radiates The French Gay™ atmosphere 7 miles around his tower, right? Well, the only instances of him having sex in the lore were with women: Jeanette and (possibly) Ming Xiao (based on Malkavian PC lines to her, though it's questionable)

So it's possible that while the White Wolf intended to make him the generic straight European man, we, deciding as a fandom, that he can't be anything but a walking fruit salad, missed one crucial point about his character: it actually doesn't matter what he was, because first and foremost

LaCroix is just a slut. And that's beautiful ⚰️💥

When I was 12 I wrote and almost finished in one of my notebooks a vampire comedy novel about this girl I projected onto, who was a poor peasant from a village at the foot of the Carpathians, and she got so tired of her life that she decided to take advantage of the local legend about a vampire sleeping hundreds of years in the castle somewhere in the mountains (meaning, to rob it and become rich), but then she accidentally woke him up, and, in order to not be eaten, she somehow became his servant. The vampire was at first very confused why he was put asleep for so long in the first place, but then quickly remembered than he was pursuing his goal – to become a daylight vampire and that he almost succeeded, but was betrayed by his previous servant-lover, who put him into tomb, thinking he was dead. Now this girl had to figure out how to escape from the castle (while taking with her as much money and goods as she could), and the vampire had to continue his ambition, planning to use her in some kind of ritual, I don't remember. At the end I wanted them to kiss and decide that «fuck it, it's not that complicated» and start travelling the world – or, alternatively, they would all die in a horrific soul-wrenching tragedy, because 12 year old fanfic writers are dramatic.

That notebook I wrote this into was left at my mother's house and likely was completely destroyed or thrown away, but I still remember the plot... I think. I don't know if I should write and publish it online though.