Source: Https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Sauron

This is literally canon

aight so Crk updated and I'm already getting some uh Gay Divorce™️ vibes from Shadow Milk and Elder Faerie

I can smell the divorce papers (wait this joke actually works on another level because of the whole paper storm thing-)

(Uh idk if this is a ship already if not and if there's a tag or not someone tell me if there is I literally just started playing this part and I don't wanna go get spoiled-)

Still don't know if it's accurate enough but I got the impression-

WOW IT'S GORGEOUS

"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

Look I'm sorry I don't know how did I come up with this idea but- now I want VTMB update in Kingdom

Maybe this is crazy and unhinged thing to do but I sometimes assign people I know to the vampire clans (of course without telling them) and explain some of their actions to myself based on it, like "oh this guy is so pretentious and always mentions how his family was Polish nobility before the soviets, typical Ventrue behaviour" or "I know what you are, an art student with penchant for weird sculpture and anatomical oddities", or our local gothic witch bars, book stores and cafés in the city center which I presume is Tremere chantry undercover, is there any hope for me.

can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut

seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

‼️ BLOOD, DEATH/?/ ‼️

"Engulf oneself in silence"

My emo teenage self would never think I'd ever say something like this, but now, at my 21'st birthday, I'm so glad to be alive and still be here!! Still don't feel like I'm an adult now, but my parents said it'll come