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Basic guide of how to react to the arrival of Patricia.

I am surprised how many people do not know anything about it or heard five minutes ago, you might not live there, but many people do, not only in the marked and state of emergency areas, all nearby should be prepared for anything. We have had many natural disasters here in México before, we do not know how bad it can be .

 Share, this information may not serve to you, but many live in the affected area or have family evacuated in areas of risk ….  SHARE,SO ANY MEXICAN TUMBLR USER OR WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOWN THERE CAN KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Or they live here,just like me.

Over 50.000 people were already evacuated. 

 This just started, let’s hope it stops soon. Contact all you family and friends,ask them to be prepared.

This basic guide its on spanish, and includes all the emergency numbers from diferent areas around the soon-to-be-affected zone and instruccions of what to do during a huricane. Gonna try to translate it so it can be shared with tourists stuck here… wait for updates….

Guía básica sobre cómo reaccionar a la llegada de Patricia

Me sorprende mucho cuanta gente no sabe nada al respecto o se enteraron hace 5 minutos,puede que no vivas ahí, Pero mucha gente sí, no solo en las areas marcadas y estado de emergencia, todas las cercanías deberían estar preparadas para cualquier cosa. Ya hemos tenido muchos desastres naturales aquí en nuestro país,no sabemos que tan grave se pueda poner.  Compartan,puede que a ti no te sirva,pero muchos vivimos en la zona afectada o tenemos familiares evacuados en las zonas de más riesgo… Esto acaba de empezar,esperemos que se detenga pronto. 

Huracán Patricia en México: cómo prepararse ante un potente huracán y qué hacer cuando toque tierra - BBC Mundo. Ante el huracán Patricia, el gobierno mexicano declaró el estado de “emergencia extraordinaria” en 10 localidades de Colima, 12 de Nayarit y 34 de Jalisco.

¿Pero qué protocolos implica eso? ¿Qué medidas hay que tomar?

En el estado de Guadalajara son @PCJalisco, @GobiernoJalisco, @PCSegob En Colima, es @PC_ColimaVarias cuentas de Twitter también ofrecen esa información:Los siguientes puntos son un resumen tanto de la Coordinación Nacional de Protección Civil de México, como la Administración Nacional Océanica y Atmosférica (NOAA, por sus siglas en inglés) de Estados Unidos, la Cruz Roja Internacional, la Comisión Nacional de Prevención de Riesgos y Atención de Emergencias de Costa Rica, el Sistema Nacional de Protección Civil de El Salvador y entidades similares.

Elabora un plan que refleje todas las posibilidadesAnota los números de emergencia y tenlos a mano

En Colima el teléfono de emergencia es: (312)313 03 11

En Nayarit: 01-133-30-81

En Jalisco: 01 315 355 6375 y 013 22 225 0764, así como 33 36 75 30 60, o33 36 75 30 60  para la zona metropolitana de Guadalajara, la capital del estado.

Almacena suministros para emergencias en casa y en el auto

Esto incluye comida que no necesite refrigeración, agua y un botiquín de primeros auxilios.Si estás en carretera, extrema las precauciones al conducir, dicen los manuales. Ten a mano dinero en efectivo y las tarjetas de crédito Limpia azoteas, canales y coladeras Averigua dónde está el refugio más cercano y cuáles son las distinas rutas para llegar a él en caso de que tengas que evacuar tu casa

¿Cómo hay que actuar cuando el huracán toque tierra?

Permanece dentro de casa

Cierra puertas y ventanas, suministros de gas y electricidad

Desenchufa los aparatos eléctricos

Aléjate de ventanas

para evitar lesiones si éstas se rompen

Si el viento abre una puerta o ventana, no avances hacia ella de manera frontal

Para alumbrar no uses velas, sino linternas o lámparas que funcionen con baterías

Si vives cerca de un río, vigila el nivel del agua

La primera recomendación es conservar la calma.Y también dan las siguientes pautasSi estás en carretera, extrema las precauciones al conducir

No cruces vados y ríos de respuesta rápida, y evita zonas en las que pudiera ocurrir deslaves y desprendimiento de rocas

Aléjatede las vallas publicitarias, postes eléctricos y árboles ante su posible caída.

¿Y cuando haya pasado?

Es importante mantenerse

informado y seguir las instrucciones transmitidas

por las autoridades a través de los medios de comunicación.

Si hay heridos,repórtaloen el teléfono de emergencia

Si tienes que evacuar la casa, llévate solo lo imprescindible

No busques refugio en un edificio con techo de lámina, ya que se la podría llevar el viento

Usa el teléfono sólo para reportar emergencias

Consume el agua potable que almacenaste y si no lo hiciste, hierve la del grifo. Revisa cuidadosamente la casa y verifica que no haya peligro.Si la casa no sufrió daños, permanece en ella. Asegúrate que los aparatos eléctricos están secos antes de usarlos. Elimina el agua estancada para evitar plagas de mosquitos.

how to draw arms ? ? 

Some other comics from Stupidoomdoodles’ twitter

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Console-free Camping

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu

If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding

If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls

If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil

If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson

If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells

If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Holy sht!!! I went to the movies and turned off the phone, when I turn it back on, I see this....Im having a fan girl attack, no fking lie! Lilaccu is following me! Im loosing my mind here. One of the best ilustrators out there. I love her work but mostly her Shiznat art. Man! How Ima sleep now!?? Im to fking old for this! Its like if I turned 8 once more!

The girls are never supposed to end up together. I watched that movie with Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat, the roller-skating movie, the one where Ellen and Alia are best friends, each other’s only comforts in their podunk town. They need each other, and they hug, and they dance, and they tell each other I Love You, and Ellen meets a skinny boy who plays in a band. It doesn’t even work out with the boy, but that’s almost tangential. The girl was never a real option. I think that’s why it’s really difficult for girls. For me. We follow narratives and our fingertips trace the contours of the stories we love and we long to escape within the confines of our own lives. Meet your boyfriend in the pouring rain and yank down his mask and kiss him upside down. Run with your boyfriend to the front of the ferry and throw your arms out to the side and scream, “I’m king of the world!” If you are a girl in love with a boy, your possibilities are infinite. If there is a special girl in your life, you love her as a friend. You love her as a friend, but she becomes less important to you as you grow, and you leave her behind for a boy. She might even stand next to you when you marry the boy, and she might catch the bouquet of flowers that you throw to her. You’re giving her permission to move on, move away from you. It’s a ceremony of separation. But if you should fall in love with a girl - and loving and falling in love are two very distinct things - the first kiss is the end. You’ve all seen the movie. Or the television show. Or the after-school special, or you’ve read the book that was banned from your school’s library for containing Sexual Content. The point of your story is not to fall in love. The point of your story is to struggle. Your story begins with a lie and climaxes in a truth and ends with a kiss. In the movie of your life, forty-five minutes are devoted to you figuring out how to say that you want to kiss girls, and another half-hour is devoted to people’s objections, and maybe the last fifteen minutes is you kissing the girl. Maybe you don’t even get to kiss the girl. Maybe she tells you that she’s flattered, but she doesn’t bat for your team. The critics swoon; it’s realistic, they say, so realistic, to depict the struggle of the modern teen, the heartbreak of irresolvable incompatibility. Isn’t that always what celebrities cite in their divorces? “Irreconciliable differences.” And so you’re lying on the floor of your bathroom, your knees curled to your chest, or you’re on your sofa with a pint of ice cream, or you’re in bed watching your favourite sad movie on Netflix, and the collective weight of all that you consume settles on your shoulders, leans in, and whispers, “You were never meant to fall in love.” You were never meant to fall in love. Your story ends in tears or it ends in death. Jack Twist was bludgeoned to death with a tire iron and Ennis Del Mar was left alone in his closet to dance with an empty shirt. Alby Grant found Dale Tomasson swinging by a noose in the apartment that had been their safehouse, their respite, and he sank to his knees and cradled Dale’s bare feet and he cried. The Motion Picture Association of America axed Lana Tisdel and Brandon Teena’s sex scenes, but they didn’t have a problem with the extended shot of Lana cradling Brandon’s corpse in her fragile arms and falling asleep next to his body. Love and intimacy are ours only in death, or so it would seem. I don’t want to die. Isn’t that a very human experience? Not wanting to die? When does anyone who looks like me get to grow old and raise grandchildren and hold her wife’s hand as the skin wrinkles, turns translucent? Sometimes my father asks me if I’ll ever date a man. Sometimes he doesn’t ask. “You are attracted to men, and you dream about falling in love with men,” he says, as if he can will his imaginary daughter into existence merely by speaking about her. Or maybe he is just looking out for my safety. He’s seen the movies, too. He loves me. He doesn’t want me to die.

if this is heaven (via nonbinareyskywalker)

Incidentally, this is why the lesbian community lost its collective shit over Carol, even though every straight male critic and his mother was calling it “boring.” It wasn’t boring for us. 

(via threeguesses)