The Bats are a family of detectives, hence why they do not tell each other anything. They just full expect each other to find out or somehow know, which they do. The problem is, not everyone is a Bat and that leads to funny misunderstandings and totally preventable shenanigans like Red Hood being arrested by the JL.
RH: Hey, not cool. You totally just blew my undercover operative.
JL: Excuse me??
NW: Yo, what gives man? He worked on that for three months. Also, why is my baby brother locked up?
RR, hacking the Watchtower: Ay yo, RH, what are you doing in space? Agent A is upset you missed book club.
JL: What is happening?
B: Hey, Robin wants to spar with y’all . Wait, is that Red Hood? Why have you locked up my son?
R: Tt, Hood, why haven’t you escaped yet? Those handcuffs shouldn’t be capable of restraining for more than thirty seconds.
RH: Honestly, I just wanted some answers and space is pretty cool
JL: ????? SON???? Red Hood, the crime lord, who is somehow Nightwing’s baby brother is your son???
B: Yes….? Did you not know? Also, he’s not a crime lord anymore. He just controls the Narrows. It’s not the same thing.
RH: Ya, I’m a reformed crime lord. Everyone knows that.
RR: Uhuh, that’s common knowledge. Everyone knows the birds are Batman’s kids.
JL: ???
I am here for the tags
Jason has an ejectable soul?!!!
Yeah. He'll just step out of his body whenever he wants - it's useful for spying on people
Though he has a limited amount of time he can stay out of his body before he can't go back at all - there's also a distance limit. And if his body sustains fatal damage he wont be able to go back
So he has to be super careful where he leaves his meatsuit
I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake
Bruce: [walks in]
Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”
Bruce: “I live here!”
Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”
Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”
Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”
Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”
Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”
Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”
Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”
Honestly i dont know how some people still think this two are straight😪😪 even the novel artist and Uriel can see it smh😪🤡 (photos are not mine credits to the real owner)
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Additional Tags: Character Death, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dreams and Nightmares, Fan Comics
Summary: Pit affected Jason attacks his lover only to realize what’s he done when it’s too late. Bloody and lots of crying.
Additional Tags: AU, siren!Dick, brief descriptions of violence, i spent an insane amount of time researching 18th century poetry and used almost none of it, You’re Welcome, brief cameo by anne bradstreet
Summary: Jason Todd frees the creature caught in his ship’s nets, and kicks off a strange courtship that spans sea and land.
Additional Tags: Bottom Jason Todd, Sounding, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Big Brother Dick Grayson
Summary: Jason and Dick try something new
Additional Tags: no capes AU, Alternate Universe - College/University, Meet-Cute, Fluff, student life, Student Protests, Noncon touching, That sounds really bad but I promise it’s brief and totally dealt with
Summary: Dick Grayson finds himself flung out of orbit as he navigates his final year of undergrad until he spots a man in a red hoodie who draws his eye.A no capes/university AU meet cute.
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Capes, no capes AU, Alternate Universe- Circus, circus AU, 1920’s, Alternate Universe - 1920s, Period-Typical Homophobia, No real explicit homophobia
Summary: Jason tried to steal some food at Haly’s Circus but was offered a job instead. He was planning on turning it down, but then he saw Dick Grayson and everything changed.
Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Summary: The last time Jason checked (as in pre-death), Dick was the happy, sexy, high-flying Nightwing. When Jason came back as Red Hood, he expected floods of tears and tight-gripping hugs from the Golden Boy. Not a sad, blank (yet still sexy) man in a Talon suit. They meet at a Red Robin and…talk.
Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Dick has a dark side, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Batman is an ass, Batman is emotionally constipated, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Momentarily
Summary: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Additional Tags: Vampire!Dick, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary: Jason can speak to ghosts, which is mostly cool. Deadman’s equal parts dead acrobat and chill wingman out to help Jason have a great night. Dick is a vampire who just wants a tasty midnight snack and some goddamn answers.
They're enjoying some time together XD
Please tell me this is real 🥺
I live for this comic already, look at how everyone is drawn??? Main DC comics could never.
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Additional Tags: Fanart, Rockstar AU, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Meet-Cute, Drunken Shenanigans, Illustrations
Summary: Due to a thoughtless drunken tweet world-renowned Rockstar Jason Todd somehow ends up in a relationship with world-renowned Popstar Dick Grayson. Some good old-fashioned business of the Love, Pop, and Rock n’ Roll variety ensues.
Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans, Dungeons & Dragons References
Summary: The Robins are playing D&D and the usual grind is interrupted by the rolls of one Dick Grayson. Jason is more than happy to poke a little a fun at his expense.
Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Big Brother Jason Todd, Reconciliation, Family Feels, POV Multiple
Summary: “I think it’s about—you know. The other thing.”
“It’s okay, you can say it,” Jason rolls his eyes—then freezes. “Wait. Are you saying that Alfred is asking you to convince Bruce to quit?”
Jesus, that’s a tall order even for their resident Bruce-whisperer.
(Five subtle interventions and one that really isn’t.)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Prom, Slow Dancing, Minor Accidental Violence, Kissing
Summary: When Jason gets roped into chaperoning prom with Dick, things go better than he ever could have expected.
Additional Tags: Belly Dancing, Oral Sex
Summary: Jason loses a bet to Roy, and ends up with a personal belly dancing lesson.
Additional Tags: Fanart
Summary: "So, how’s it going?”
“Well.” Roy knows he’s failing hard at keeping a straight face. It’s a good thing Dick and Jason are too focused on each other to look over at him. “It’s going. Can’t tell you if it’s going well or what, but it’s definitely going.”
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Costume Kink, Identity Porn, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Cock Warming, Face-Fucking, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson
Summary: When the Bat is away, the birds will play. .
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Space, Hurt/Comfort, Minor appearance from the Bat family, Angst, Piningcyborg!Jason, Falling In Love, Feelings, Alternate Universe, Peril, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space, Science Fiction, Protective!Jason
Summary: When Operative Dick Grayson goes missing during a mission into the Darkspace, Bruce has little choice but to enlist the notorious outlaw, smuggler, and mercenary known as the Red Hood to find his missing son and bring him home. Unbeknownst to Bruce, the Red Hood is none other than his cybernetically resurrected second son, Jason, and he has sent one lost son to find the other.
For the Jason, the mission is bringing up all sorts of uncomfortable feelings that he’d thought died long ago. And as Dick begins to see past his cyborg rescuer’s gruff exterior, he begins to think there’s something about him that’s awfully familiar. Will the mission bring them both home, or will both of them be lost forever?
the original quote is from @incorrectgrayson-toddquotes here is the original post!
He is very upset
I also realised I forgot the scene of the fridge, F uwu
I’m just going to type this out for anyone that would like to know a more accurate definition for the term ‘proship’. Because from what I know and what I’ve seen being spread around, antis and other people that don’t fully understand the actual meaning have slandered the term - demonizing it in a way, and making all people that call themselves ‘proship’ seem like people that deserve to be in jail. This definition is the personal version of being proship that I live by / that I follow. It may be a bit different for other proshippers, but what I am about to say is the basic definition of a proshipper.
This post is being made for the sole purpose of educating those who do not know the actual definition, or have been told the twisted and wrong versions of what it means to be proship.
To me, being proship is a sort of ‘live and let live’ outlook on shipping. A ‘don’t like, don’t look’ way of treating fictional pairings. Proshippers do not all enjoy the same content - some of them have ‘problematic’ ships, and some of them don’t. However, one thing that all proshippers have in common is the basic decency to not go out of their way to harass other people over FICTIONAL CONTENT. Proshippers can not like or agree with certain ships, but will not attack or harass the people that do ship said things. You can not like ships and keep that to yourself. Fictional ships aren’t causing harm to real people. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are not going to be harmed if you ship them together with other fictional characters. Proshippers are able to identify the line between fiction and reality. Proshippers may enjoy certain ‘problematic’ ships or content in fiction, but do not endorse such things in real life.
That is the definition of proship that I live by and that I practice. I do not harass or attack others based off the fictional content that they choose to enjoy. I have problematic ships, yes - but I don’t endorse any of the bad problematic things that I like / ship in the real world. Only in fiction, because to ship something in fiction isn’t doing harm to anyone unless they go out of their way to make it their business…which they shouldn’t do.
Proshippers are normal people, just like everyone else. We should not be treated as animals or terrible people - we should be treated the same as anyone else. Because, quite frankly, we are all just normal people with interests. Everyone has interests and is allowed to like what they do - nobody should make another human being feel like shit for their interests.
We are not monsters. We are not predators. We are just out here trying to live our lives like the rest of you. Please do your research before bashing / hating on proshippers. Learn the actual meaning. Learn that we are not the horrible people that antis online make us out to be. And for antis and / or anyone that sends threats and harassment to other people simply due to what ships they enjoy…please think about your actions. Think before you speak. Realize that treating other people like that isn’t going to get you anywhere in life. If you yourself want to be respected, treat others as you want to be treated. Do not demonize people because you don’t personally like something / you think that what they enjoy is ‘bad’. Everyone has their own opinions, but NOBODY deserves threats or harassment based on said opinions - especially not what it comes to FICTIONAL SHIPS.
Thank you for reading. I hope this helped.
AGHHHHHHHAJBRIWBWKXHEKABEIW. SO FUCKING PERFECT. WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. SO MUCH WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. I HAVE TO WAIT 8 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 4 AND 27 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 6. I STILL HAVENT SEEN DICK. WTF WTF WTF. I AM SO HAPPY I AM CRYING.