Honestly I Dont Know How Some People Still Think This Two Are Straight😪😪 Even The Novel Artist

Four times teasing, and the fifth time, payback. [ Top!Jason × Bottom!Dick ] Actually, I wanted to draw Jason in lingerie for months now, but drawing these three pages was a lot of fun too. Lingerie Jason maybe another time at NSFW. Hope you enjoy it!

I love Jason's glowing green eyes headcanon. But I must add, his scars also glows in the dark when he gets angry. I mean the ones related to his death, like the autopsy and the crowbar scars. Rough lines running through his body in a glowing deadly Lazarus-pit- green. And his family totally take advantage of it. To be fair, Jason is a total brat about it too.

My friend and i were talking about it and we both agreed that one of Jason's ideas of fun is standing in the corner of his siblings rooms, in the middle of the night, looking at them sleeping on their bed. He will make a noise to wake them up and just watch as his panicked sibling screams and falls on the floor, all twisted in the bed sheets while a dark figure with glowing eyes is maniacally laughing at them.

Jason constantly makes midnight snacks in the kitchen, he doesn't bother turning the lights on. So one night Bruce was going to his study to read some files he had in hand. He passed by the kitchen and saw jason there, with his glowing eyes and thought "You know what? I'm too tired to go all the way to my study just to read a fucking file." He then walked towards jason and held the papers right under his eyes. "The fuck B?"

The batfam use his glowing scars all the time in missions.

Tim: Okay, we can't use our comms in the field or else they will track us. So everybody, get a partner and I will send you a sign to regroup.

(Later that night)

Tim: Hey Jason, do you remember that gun that you really loved? There's a reason why this sentence is on the past.

Jason, glowing bright green: WHAT. DID. YOU FUCKING. DO!?

Bruce: There's the sign!

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(Everybody trapped in a riddle's bizarre scape room)

Riddle, through the speakers: It's time to get this riddle a little more dark

(The lights goes off)

Damian: Tt great, now we can't see the key hole

Tim: I swear I saw it right here!

Steph: well, since we're gonna be stuck here for a while, i'll talk about my English assignment. My teacher suggested me to choose Diana Wynne as my author, but she is too boring, so i chose Jk Rowling instead.

Jason: if you think that a motherfuCKER TRANSPHOBIC TERF IS BETTER THAN DIANA WYNNE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING HARRY POTTER AND SHOVE IT RIGHT INTO YOUR ASSHO-

Steph: I found the lock!

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

Does anyone have the link to that one JayDick fanfic where Jason and Dick have an argument and breakup. Then Jason is bleeding out in an alley and calls Dick one last time to tell him he loves him and that he's sorry he wasn't enough to keep their relationship through everything.

It's basically a dying Jason calling Dick, who's in Bludhaven, one last time to tell him he loves him. He does survive in the end but I have been looking for that fanfic everywhere and can't find it.

I am here for the tags

Jason has an ejectable soul?!!!

Yeah. He'll just step out of his body whenever he wants - it's useful for spying on people

Though he has a limited amount of time he can stay out of his body before he can't go back at all - there's also a distance limit. And if his body sustains fatal damage he wont be able to go back

So he has to be super careful where he leaves his meatsuit

Oh. My. God. 

“And riding here in the dead of night by yourself,” he yelled. “You should know better.” 

“I do know better,” she shot back, “Colin escorted me.” 

“Colin?” Simon’s head whipped back and forth as he looked for the youngest of her older brothers. “I’m going to kill him!” 

“Would that be before or after Anthony shoots you through the heart?” 

“Oh, definitely before,” Simon growled. “Where is he? Bridgerton!” he bellowed. 

Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. 

Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes. “I meant the idiot Bridgerton.” 

“That, I believe,” Anthony said mildly, tilting his chin toward Colin, “would refer to you.” 

I had to get this out of my system if you couldn't tell...

Based on this post.

JAYDICK EXCHANGE: AUGUST 31

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WE’RE AT 102 EXCHANGE WORKS FOR 2020 YOUR CREATIVE POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED! I cannot stress how amazing this number is as we only had 71 sign ups. That’s a lot of treats from some very amazing artists and writers.  Please continue to add your stories and artwork to the collection! It’s always open. If you’d like your treat included in our promotional posts, please have it completed before midnight EST September 3.

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment and kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed September 3rd…ISH!

If this room was burning (I wouldn’t even notice) by anonymous for pissvinegarandacrowbar [FIC, Mature, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Post-Game(s), Developing Relationship, Angst, Implied - Friends with Benefits

Summary: Ever since Knightfall, Dick has felt like the floor is on the ceiling and everything he’s holding onto is slipping through his fingers. But tonight Penguin has decided to throw a party in Gotham, and Dick is furious and looking for a good time.

He’d Trade His Guns For Love by anonymous for strikeyourcolors [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Thieves, Con Artists, Casual Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Complicated Relationships, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary:  Moments later, Dick has made his way through the crowd and is hanging off Jason’s shoulder, whispering into Jason’s ear, his breath tickling the short hairs at the nape of Jason’s neck. “If you’re here for good old Kathy’s trinkets,” he purrs, “then, ohh, Little Wing, I’m afraid I beat you to the punch on that one.”

Dick butts into one of Jason’s meticulously planned scores and gets “punished” appropriately.

Perfect Day by anonymous for Hedgebelle [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Weddings, Groomzilla, Wedding Planning, Wedding Night, Kissing, JayDick Summer Exchange

Summary: “I ordered white lilies, not pink! How do you think my fiance will feel when he walks out here for his big day and sees these monstrosities instead of his favorite Easter lilies? Are you trying to ruin our whole wedding with your incompetence?” 

The florist looks like he might piss himself. Dick rushes over before things get any more out of hand.

-

It turns out Jason is a bit uptight about making everything perfect for his and Dick’s big day. It’s up to Dick to prevent his fiance from having an aneurysm, and from possibly murdering a florist…

Lazarus by anonymous for 3ssen [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Post-Apocalypse, Steampunk, Alternate Universe, Pre-SlashFanart

Summary: There’s a boy in the Wastelands, unaging, preserved in the bright, green fluid of the Lazarus Cores - the last human from Before the End.

you can mend a heart that’s frail and torn (i’m worn) by anonymous for DDDemosthenes_1986 [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Red Hood and the Outlaws #25, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Has Daddy Issues, Protective Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Has Daddy Issues, Pre-SlashSelf-Esteem Issues, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Character Death, Trauma, Aftermath of Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Feels, Hurt Jason Todd, POV Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Dick Grayson cares, References to Forever Evil (Comics)References to Nightwing #30

Summary: “My biggest mistake was coming back. That made me human. That made me not perfect. That hurt his rep, ruined the pretty little tale he’d conjured in his head. His little pedestal he’d build for self-flagellation after patrol. Don’t you see Dickie? The whole family loved me as a corpse. They didn’t love me when I came back filling graves with criminals. Even you…”

Jason gives a self-depreciating laugh, hugging himself and looking down.

“Even you.”

A Good Soldier but not A Good Son.

***

Not all wounds are skin deep, and some conversations have been a long time coming.

May We Together (Become Greater Than the Sum of Both of Us) by anonymous for MFLuder [ART, GEN, No Warnings, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Vulcan Jason Todd, Betazoid Dick Grayson, Alternate Universe - Space, Xenolinguist Jason Todd, Engineer Jason Todd, Command Track Dick Grayson, Diplomat Dick Grayson, TOS/AOS uniforms bc reasons, reasons being, jason in red and death jokes, and also command gold has a nice ring to it, Shippy Gen, Fanart

Summary:  Starfleet Cadets Jason Todd and Dick Grayson celebrate a successful mission simulation.

The Edge of Heaven by anonymous for slifer the sky noodle [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alpha!Dick Grayson, Alpha!Jason Todd, Anal Sex, Knotting, Dick in Lingerie, Dirty Talk, Buttplugs, Unconventional Relationship, Omegaverse

Summary: for the JayDick Exchange 2020 prompt: Alpha Jason and alpha dick, teeeeensiiiion and dick likes taking knots?? Thank u god bless

if I could tell you I would let you know by anonymous for solomonara [Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Jason Todd, Protective Dick Grayson, Pre-Slash, could be gen too

Summary: Jason sits up slowly, letting the comforter fall away to reveal bandages criss crossing his whole torso. There’s no way he did them himself. Besides not remembering it, the way they were wrapped suggests someone else’s hands. The question now is who.

The bedroom door opens at that moment, and Dick Grayson steps in.

Like a Dark-Haired Rapunzel by anonymous for Zillabird [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Mythology, Alternate Universe - Historical, Indian mythology - Freeform, Shahnameh, Zal and Rudabeh, Fluff, Long Hair, Jason Todd has Long Hair, Jason Todd is a Prince, (ess), Dick Grayson is also a Prince, Boys Kissing, A lot of research went into this okay, Fanart

Summary: The lonely, sheltered, handsome Prince Jason meets Dick - also handsome, also a Prince, but very much the successor of his father’s sworn enemy.

It’s love at first sight.

Cleaning Teams by anonymous for prompt_fills [Fic, General Audiences, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Batfamily (DCU), Sibling Bonding

Summary: Short drabble of the Batkids attempting to clean the manor for Alfred.

JayDick Exchange: August 24 2019

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Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

I think I saw a cute birdieboy by anonymous for join_the_conga [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Robin, Jason Todd is Catlad, Alternate Universe, Fanart

Summary: A surprise encounter between a birdie and a kitten…. 

Let Me Be Your Future, Let Me Be Your Past by anonymous for beewitch [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Time Travel, First Kiss, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Understanding, First Dates, Humor

Summary: “I know who I am, man, but who the fuck are you?”

Meeting Dick Grayson, the former Robin, was not what Jason had expected, their short partnership ending in flames. But a sudden push into the past forces Jason to see his predecessor in a new light, changing everything forever.

Celestial Orbits and Infinite Asymptotes by anonymous for elwon  [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Actors, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, A little bit horror maybe, Tim Drake (Mention) – Freeform, Stephanie Brown (Minor) – Freeform, Drama & Romance 

Summary: Jason and Dick are co-stars in a new supernatural TV show and their characters are mortal enemies. In real life, they’re roommates, so it’s eye-opening when they find out that the internet ships not just their characters, but them both.

Or

The Oh My God They’re Roommates! that takes itself too seriously to be a proper rom-com….

Floriography by anonymous for Hayashi_Jazmin [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jason todd was never robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, meta jason todd, some light drugging

Summary: There’s a new player in Bludhaven. He calls himself Nightshade and he’s complicating what Dick thought was going to be a fairly straightforward case. Dick has no idea what he did to deserve his very own Poison Ivy, but it must have been bad for all the trouble Nightshade is causing. Or then again, maybe it was very, very good…

Meet You In Between by anonymous for Redzik [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Capes, Police Officer Dick Grayson, Firefighter Jason Todd, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Pining, Misunderstandings, Netflix and Chill 4

Artist Note: Despite getting mixed signals from Dick, Jason actually believes that there might be something starting between them. But when Dick invites him over to Netflix and Chill, he has to learn that just might not be a pop culture reference that Dick knows.

jaydick summer exchange by anonymous for kultiras [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Summary: My partners request was :these two boys having a good day, like a quiet day at home.

Fulfill My Needs by anonymous for Mikimoo [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Forced Prostitution, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, Child Abuse, Homelessness Lis

Summary: The backstory on the triumvirate of Dickie, Jason, and Timmy in Gotham by Gaslight.  

Daydream in Blue by anonymous for shinetheway [FIC, T, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Accidental Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Comic Book, Violence, Medical Inaccuracies, physical wound, mental wound, Panic Attacks, near overdosing, they are detectives and act as such

Summary: This is exactly why Jason is in town right now. Seems Goldie can’t keep his own trash in his city. So, he has decided to come and do some cleaning.

Red Hood style.