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Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

I’m just a reader.

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

Conspiracy theory time

What if Alfred was the head of Court of Owls all this time and that's how he knew everything and he kept batman under his radar as he was a vigilante to make sure court of owls could be kept a secret. And when Bruce found out the truth he knew that the court of owls functioned from the very ancient arkham asylum and Wayne mansion because he sheltered the leader all this time, he blows everything up and erases everything, killing himself in the process.

But he doesn't say anything to any of his children in his last message in fear that Alfred will kill his children too.

Nobody doubted Alfred because he raised Batman and since Alfred basically had access to anything and everything thanks to Bruce Wayne's and Batmans reach and talented hacker "grandchildren", he could make sure nobody actually realized that "Court of Owls" wasn't just an urban legend but an actual organization with Alfred as head. Alfred later turns Batman and Little Damien Robin into Talons after their death. He wanted to turn Jason too but he was taken from grave before that.

Since Alfred was supposedly dead and wasn't supposed to survive the explosion of Bat cave he was in a dilemma since he couldn't have access to any of batmans kids and all the kids had their own head quarters.

I think the read plot twist will be if in the Game Gotham Knights, Alfred is revealed to be the head of "court of owls" all this time.

JayDick Exchange: August 24 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

I think I saw a cute birdieboy by anonymous for join_the_conga [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Robin, Jason Todd is Catlad, Alternate Universe, Fanart

Summary: A surprise encounter between a birdie and a kitten…. 

Let Me Be Your Future, Let Me Be Your Past by anonymous for beewitch [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Time Travel, First Kiss, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Understanding, First Dates, Humor

Summary: “I know who I am, man, but who the fuck are you?”

Meeting Dick Grayson, the former Robin, was not what Jason had expected, their short partnership ending in flames. But a sudden push into the past forces Jason to see his predecessor in a new light, changing everything forever.

Celestial Orbits and Infinite Asymptotes by anonymous for elwon  [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Actors, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, A little bit horror maybe, Tim Drake (Mention) – Freeform, Stephanie Brown (Minor) – Freeform, Drama & Romance 

Summary: Jason and Dick are co-stars in a new supernatural TV show and their characters are mortal enemies. In real life, they’re roommates, so it’s eye-opening when they find out that the internet ships not just their characters, but them both.

Or

The Oh My God They’re Roommates! that takes itself too seriously to be a proper rom-com….

Floriography by anonymous for Hayashi_Jazmin [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jason todd was never robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, meta jason todd, some light drugging

Summary: There’s a new player in Bludhaven. He calls himself Nightshade and he’s complicating what Dick thought was going to be a fairly straightforward case. Dick has no idea what he did to deserve his very own Poison Ivy, but it must have been bad for all the trouble Nightshade is causing. Or then again, maybe it was very, very good…

Meet You In Between by anonymous for Redzik [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Capes, Police Officer Dick Grayson, Firefighter Jason Todd, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Pining, Misunderstandings, Netflix and Chill 4

Artist Note: Despite getting mixed signals from Dick, Jason actually believes that there might be something starting between them. But when Dick invites him over to Netflix and Chill, he has to learn that just might not be a pop culture reference that Dick knows.

jaydick summer exchange by anonymous for kultiras [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Summary: My partners request was :these two boys having a good day, like a quiet day at home.

Fulfill My Needs by anonymous for Mikimoo [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Forced Prostitution, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, Child Abuse, Homelessness Lis

Summary: The backstory on the triumvirate of Dickie, Jason, and Timmy in Gotham by Gaslight.  

Daydream in Blue by anonymous for shinetheway [FIC, T, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Accidental Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Comic Book, Violence, Medical Inaccuracies, physical wound, mental wound, Panic Attacks, near overdosing, they are detectives and act as such

Summary: This is exactly why Jason is in town right now. Seems Goldie can’t keep his own trash in his city. So, he has decided to come and do some cleaning.

Red Hood style.

The brightest and most beautiful smile we ever got from YJH...

...was when he threw his future life and deaf companion of a bridge into the mouth of a giant see serpant.

#JOONGDOKSWEEP

Supersons with the Justice League. How will it go?

Oliver: How are you liking it here?

Damian: We don't.

Jon: It's so boring. There's nothing to do.

Oliver: Well, don't tell Bats I told you, but he keeps some extra of his butler's cookies in the break room.

———————

Jon: Look, it's Atom!

Damian: I imagined him taller.

Ray: Superman, Batman, were you playing with my shrinking tech?

Jon, whispering to Damian: Let's play along so we don't hurt his feelings.

Jon: Whoops, I guess we were. Sorry.

Ray, internally: They're playing along! I'm gonna get a good grade in uncle, something that's normal to want and possible to achieve.

———————

Dinah: Why are you outside my dressing room?

Jon: You're a really good singer.

Damian: I can get you in contact with an agent.

Dinah: Thanks, but I already have one.

Damian, handing her a business card: Let me rephrase that. I can get you in contact with a BETTER agent.

Dinah: ...You have my attention.

———————

Jon: So can you construct anything you want?

Hal: As long as I have the willpower and imagination.

Damian: What about these?

Damian: *shows him their Cheese Viking OCs*

[five minutes later]

Jon: Eat cheddar!

Damian: You are no match against my almighty parmesan blade.

Hal: Note to self: talk to Carol about kids.

———————

Jon: Race you down the hall!

Damian: Last one there has to pay for lunch.

Barry: You're on.

Damian and Jon: *zoom off*

Barry: *walks at human speed*

———————

[at lunch]

Damian: Is this vegetarian?

Zatanna: Nairategev ti ekam.

Zatanna: It is now.

Jon: While you're at it, can you please make these nuggets dino-shaped?

———————

Damian: Thank you for the gingerbread craft supplies. We have created something for you in return.

Jon: *shows him a gingerbread Atlantis*

Arthur: *chokes up remembering his son would've been as old as them*

Arthur: I shall make sure my whole kingdom sees this.

———————

Damian: So we have Jon, Jon, and J'onn. This is why I call people by last name.

Jon Kent: We can start a club!

J'onn: That sounds a little childi—

Jon Stewart, elbowing J'onn: Sure!

Jon Stewart, whispering to J'onn: Don't you dare crush the kid's dreams.

———————

Diana: *happily ruffling their hair*

Damian: *scowling*

Jon: *smiling*

———————

Bruce: Thank you all for watching my son.

Clark: Mine too.

The Justice League:

Soooo beautiful. Not mine. Credits to the artist.

batman doesn’t dance.