I Never Knew I Needed This Fic. Please Link.

Woof woof!!! Be careful of the wolf!

(I'm having too much fun with Vampire Dickie (*｀へ´*)

Have a spooky, yet safe Halloween everybody!

Reblogging this because I can't click a screenshot and I need this post in my life

You know what the batfam fandom don’t have enough headcanon about??? Gotham academy school plays and performances!!!

Bruce and Alfred showing up to all of Dicks talent shows and gymnastic competitions and the musical performances. And then later on Dick shows up to watch his younger siblings along with Bruce and Alfred.

And there just is a tradition that when ever there is a performance or a show or anything like that in school the whole Wayne family just shows up to watch it. No matter what else is going on.

Also?? Bruce getting into fights with PTA mums over who gets to sit in the front??

Dick and Jason shooting off a confetti canon when Tim finishes his mandatory music performance as a freshmen???

Damian almost jumping off stage to strangle Tim when he starts filming him preforming???

The entire family dressing up like they were going to the meet gala just to go watch Cass dance ballet???

Alfred practicing with who ever got a new role in a play??

Jason ALWAYS showing up to help people with their Shakespeare plays BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT (even if they didn’t want his help (Especially when they didn’t want his help))

Dick teaching all of his siblings about showmanship

The mandatory bat burger stop on their way home???

Stories getting repeated every time of the one year Jason yeeted the Skull from his reenactment of Hamlet into The riddlers face when he tried to take them hostage???

Bruce donating a ridiculous sum of money every year to Gotham art and theatre departments just so he is sure they will keep making performances so he can go watch his kids have fun and be normal. (Also so Alfred can take a million photos he can hide on the bat computer )

Cursed movie nights where they watch all the home videos of all the performances over the years.

+ Alfred pulling out Bruce’s old performances

+ Bruce finding Alfreds old theatre performances

+ Tim and Damian arguing over who played Macbeth the best while Jason and Dick are both loosing their shit laughing at the costumes.

Anyway I feel like this has a lot of potential.

hypocrite count: 3

sleep count: 0

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

"What is your relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk?"

"We are life and death companions."

A personal favorite non DC video from Panda.

All hail the B man XD

JayDick Exchange: August 26, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

Unfinished Sentence by anonymous for Mariessa [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Character Death, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dreams and Nightmares, Fan Comics

Summary: Pit affected Jason attacks his lover only to realize what’s he done when it’s too late. Bloody and lots of crying.

devil and the deep blue by anonymous for Fancy_Dragonqueen [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: AU, siren!Dick, brief descriptions of violence, i spent an insane amount of time researching 18th century poetry and used almost none of it, You’re Welcome, brief cameo by anne bradstreet 

Summary: Jason Todd frees the creature caught in his ship’s nets, and kicks off a strange courtship that spans sea and land.

Coming Over, Overcome by anonymous for GavotteAndGigue [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Bottom Jason Todd, Sounding, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Big Brother Dick Grayson 

Summary: Jason and Dick try something new 

You and Me (Could It Be Meant to Be) by anonymous for ggori6 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: no capes AU, Alternate Universe - College/University, Meet-Cute, Fluff, student life, Student Protests, Noncon touching, That sounds really bad but I promise it’s brief and totally dealt with

Summary: Dick Grayson finds himself flung out of orbit as he navigates his final year of undergrad until he spots a man in a red hoodie who draws his eye.A no capes/university AU meet cute.

Glimmer in Your Eyes by anonymous for hyacinthsky [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Capes, no capes AU, Alternate Universe- Circus, circus AU, 1920’s, Alternate Universe - 1920s, Period-Typical Homophobia, No real explicit homophobia

Summary: Jason tried to steal some food at Haly’s Circus but was offered a job instead. He was planning on turning it down, but then he saw Dick Grayson and everything changed.  

Baddies in a Diner by anonymous for Izayacchi [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Summary: The last time Jason checked (as in pre-death), Dick was the happy, sexy, high-flying Nightwing. When Jason came back as Red Hood, he expected floods of tears and tight-gripping hugs from the Golden Boy. Not a sad, blank (yet still sexy) man in a Talon suit. They meet at a Red Robin and…talk.

When the Rain Begins to Fall by anonymous for Lex_of_Gotham [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Dick has a dark side, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Batman is an ass, Batman is emotionally constipated, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Momentarily 

Summary: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Cluster Suck by anonymous for lolistar [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Vampire!Dick, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary: Jason can speak to ghosts, which is mostly cool. Deadman’s equal parts dead acrobat and chill wingman out to help Jason have a great night. Dick is a vampire who just wants a tasty midnight snack and some goddamn answers.

I’m just a reader.