Hypocrite Count: 3

Wanna know something?

I hate Thorki. I find myself incredibly uncomfortable when being put in front of a Thorki piece of fanart.

I see it as incestuous, because they have been raised as brothers all their childhood, without even knowing one of them was adopted.

Besides, I think that there is way safer, and cute, and sane ships for both Thor and Loki.

So you wanna know what I do when I encounter some Thorki content?

I scroll past it and freaking move on with my life, and understand that everybody on this planet doesn’t have the same point of view than me and that their opinions are as much valuable than mine.

Is it asking people too much to do the same when they see something they don’t like?

I mean, I’m not asking you to not filter the tags, or to not block people.

All I’m asking on this account is for people to stop harassing, sending death threats and s*uicide baits over contents they don’t like.

Is it really too much asking?

Making fun of Han Sooyoung’s height is a passion

Yoojin: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Dokja: Okay, but in my defense, Cale bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Yoojin: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Jung Heewon: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. 

Han Sooyoung: Really? I sleep with a machete. 

Kim Dokja: Weak.

Yoo Sangah: Then what do you sleep with? 

Kim Dokja: Yoo Jonghyuk

Ok who was gonna tell me The 7th Loop was getting an anime because I had no idea like WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Their day-to-day convos thru texts lmao🤣🤣

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

The Definition of Proship

I’m just going to type this out for anyone that would like to know a more accurate definition for the term ‘proship’. Because from what I know and what I’ve seen being spread around, antis and other people that don’t fully understand the actual meaning have slandered the term - demonizing it in a way, and making all people that call themselves ‘proship’ seem like people that deserve to be in jail. This definition is the personal version of being proship that I live by / that I follow. It may be a bit different for other proshippers, but what I am about to say is the basic definition of a proshipper.

This post is being made for the sole purpose of educating those who do not know the actual definition, or have been told the twisted and wrong versions of what it means to be proship.

To me, being proship is a sort of ‘live and let live’ outlook on shipping. A ‘don’t like, don’t look’ way of treating fictional pairings. Proshippers do not all enjoy the same content - some of them have ‘problematic’ ships, and some of them don’t. However, one thing that all proshippers have in common is the basic decency to not go out of their way to harass other people over FICTIONAL CONTENT. Proshippers can not like or agree with certain ships, but will not attack or harass the people that do ship said things. You can not like ships and keep that to yourself. Fictional ships aren’t causing harm to real people. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are not going to be harmed if you ship them together with other fictional characters. Proshippers are able to identify the line between fiction and reality. Proshippers may enjoy certain ‘problematic’ ships or content in fiction, but do not endorse such things in real life.

That is the definition of proship that I live by and that I practice. I do not harass or attack others based off the fictional content that they choose to enjoy. I have problematic ships, yes - but I don’t endorse any of the bad problematic things that I like / ship in the real world. Only in fiction, because to ship something in fiction isn’t doing harm to anyone unless they go out of their way to make it their business…which they shouldn’t do.

Proshippers are normal people, just like everyone else. We should not be treated as animals or terrible people - we should be treated the same as anyone else. Because, quite frankly, we are all just normal people with interests. Everyone has interests and is allowed to like what they do - nobody should make another human being feel like shit for their interests.

We are not monsters. We are not predators. We are just out here trying to live our lives like the rest of you. Please do your research before bashing / hating on proshippers. Learn the actual meaning. Learn that we are not the horrible people that antis online make us out to be. And for antis and / or anyone that sends threats and harassment to other people simply due to what ships they enjoy…please think about your actions. Think before you speak. Realize that treating other people like that isn’t going to get you anywhere in life. If you yourself want to be respected, treat others as you want to be treated. Do not demonize people because you don’t personally like something / you think that what they enjoy is ‘bad’. Everyone has their own opinions, but NOBODY deserves threats or harassment based on said opinions - especially not what it comes to FICTIONAL SHIPS.

Thank you for reading. I hope this helped.

Reblogging this because I can't click a screenshot and I need this post in my life

You know what the batfam fandom don’t have enough headcanon about??? Gotham academy school plays and performances!!!

Bruce and Alfred showing up to all of Dicks talent shows and gymnastic competitions and the musical performances. And then later on Dick shows up to watch his younger siblings along with Bruce and Alfred.

And there just is a tradition that when ever there is a performance or a show or anything like that in school the whole Wayne family just shows up to watch it. No matter what else is going on.

Also?? Bruce getting into fights with PTA mums over who gets to sit in the front??

Dick and Jason shooting off a confetti canon when Tim finishes his mandatory music performance as a freshmen???

Damian almost jumping off stage to strangle Tim when he starts filming him preforming???

The entire family dressing up like they were going to the meet gala just to go watch Cass dance ballet???

Alfred practicing with who ever got a new role in a play??

Jason ALWAYS showing up to help people with their Shakespeare plays BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT (even if they didn’t want his help (Especially when they didn’t want his help))

Dick teaching all of his siblings about showmanship

The mandatory bat burger stop on their way home???

Stories getting repeated every time of the one year Jason yeeted the Skull from his reenactment of Hamlet into The riddlers face when he tried to take them hostage???

Bruce donating a ridiculous sum of money every year to Gotham art and theatre departments just so he is sure they will keep making performances so he can go watch his kids have fun and be normal. (Also so Alfred can take a million photos he can hide on the bat computer )

Cursed movie nights where they watch all the home videos of all the performances over the years.

+ Alfred pulling out Bruce’s old performances

+ Bruce finding Alfreds old theatre performances

+ Tim and Damian arguing over who played Macbeth the best while Jason and Dick are both loosing their shit laughing at the costumes.

Anyway I feel like this has a lot of potential.

Four times teasing, and the fifth time, payback. [ Top!Jason × Bottom!Dick ] Actually, I wanted to draw Jason in lingerie for months now, but drawing these three pages was a lot of fun too. Lingerie Jason maybe another time at NSFW. Hope you enjoy it!