Latest Posts by englishjanitorfish-blog - Page 7

There's someone who typed R.I.P. and someone's always backflipping

Shower stuff

Free toilet stuff

Free lamp- What?

Free bed!- Thomas, no!

Fun Life Hacks! 🏨

The eye of the milky way

Watch: Nyle DiMarco reminds voters what’s at stake on election day for people with disabilities

[Nyle DiMarco signing] You can keep this ad muted if you want and keep scrolling past it. But if you’re still listening to my voice, please know that there are a lot of people out there without one. Among the 50 million Americans living with a disability, many don’t have the ability to work, to travel, or to do countless other things you might take for granted. So this November, please consider voting for the only candidate with a plan to change that.

*curls up and suddenly falls asleep for no reason*

Signs stubbing their toe

*hops around on one foot while holding the stubbed toe*: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Scorpio

DANG NABBIT NOT AGAIN: Leo, Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

*curls up in a ball until pain subsides*: Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Aries

This isn’t the scene of a massacre, it’s just a vet’s office where a horse had a nosebleed. Horses breathe heavily through their noses, and their bodies contain a lot of blood, so a human nosebleed that soaks a couple paper towels equates to a horse nosebleed that looks like a crime scene. Source Source 2

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I’m so lazy I haven’t even gone to the stairs.

They actually cared

When George Washington died on December 14, 1799, Napoleon ordered 10 days of mourning in France, and Britain’s entire Royal Navy lowered its flags at half mast. Source

If you’ve never watched Ren and Stimpy I want you to watch this sequence (no graphic grossouts, but it may be emotionally harrowing) and consider the following things:

The amount of effort that went into every frame of this animation

The NIGHTMARISHLY realistic emotion in Ren’s voice acting

The horrifying soundtrack and effects that make every moment as carefully unsettling as possible

The fact that this aired on Nickelodeon

The fact that the man who created this show, performed Ren, and directed this episode was such a merciless control freak and perfectionist that his staff was afraid of him and Nickelodeon fired him early in the series run

That what I just said does not even fucking begin to describe the unbelievable drama that went on behind the scenes of this show

Literally enough to fill a book.

Ren and Stimpy was by far one of the weirdest fucking phenomenon in television history and that isn’t even just because of its actual content. We just finished that book actually, holy shit.

So the whole world wasn't even amazed with this?! *Flips table*

Cullen and Romulus are the world’s first set of identical twin puppies. While it’s possible that canines could have produced twins in the past, these Irish wolfhounds are the first to be medically documented and confirmed with DNA testing. Source Source 2

I did that once with a scissor then my friend snuck up on me and I like cut my whole lip.

*bitchily sits at my desk holding my pen like i’m joanna lumley smoking a long cigarette*

It sounds like a scream through a tube, a thrown rubber to the wall and maybe everyone going crazy in a fire department

It's like a snowball

Enceladus, the sixth-largest moon of Saturn

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Is music just so you can coat your whimpering?

Select your Pokémon!

When you find out about ships.

They look like they watched something they shouldn’t have

Good, another reason to stay indoors and be at tumblr

The Ecocapsule is a grid-free mobile home designed to accommodate two people with a bed, kitchen, living and dining space, working shower, and flushing toilet, is powered by solar and wind energy, and provides drinkable water by recycling and filtering rain. Source Source 2

''Peekaboo, Imma hurt you''

I do not have an idea how this was made.

Fan, early 1900s, China.

A loud-mouthed dick. Wow

A great moment in CNN history brought to you by Liz Mair

Twins

Horses with Aliens

Vampires and Bubblegum...

I wonder what my parents did for Fun...

Tumblr is the only place were you can ship

Objects Websites Skeletons with fucking robots and Goat moms Gems Demons with normal people… Emotions God and Lucifer… Birds and Fishes…

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Reblog if you are in one (or more) of the fandoms mentioned.

If you are in one of this fandoms reblog and say your fandom so I can upload a drawing of it (the fandom who is most mentioned I will draw it)

1.The Interwebs series 2.Welcome to hell 3.Bird and Fish 4.Steven Universe 5.Star vs the forces of evil 6.Gravity Falls 7.Sonic the hedgehog 8.Miraculous Ladybug 9.We bare bears 10.Don’t Hug me I’m scared 11.Zootopia 12.Inside Out 13.Undertale

Peridot sounds just like a very creative kid to Cheep if you don't know she's even gem

OMG, Peridot literally just ran around with her free pizza because that’s what Kiki did with it.

This would be perfect in a funeral or a holocaust!

the reason why I get complimented

silver lining

In the Philippines we call it ''makihiya'' which means the shy.

Sensitive plant in Costa Rica - 2016

sapphire's just doesn't care

Womp… womp… waaaaaaaah…

When you watch too many gravity falls episodes