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Important! Be safe!

@glorious-cesspool aka @zahyo-ni-yoru-kogeki is a pedophile. Avoid any interaction with them and I advise you block them immediately. I can confirm this first hand, and if you have any doubts message me and I can show you him directly trying to have sexual behavior between me and him, with him doing this while knowing I am a minor. He has also done this to friends of mine. He is a complete creep. The police have been called and are dealing with the issue, but nonetheless I repeat, BLOCK HIM IMMEDIATELY.

*curls up and suddenly falls asleep for no reason*

Signs stubbing their toe

*hops around on one foot while holding the stubbed toe*: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Scorpio

DANG NABBIT NOT AGAIN: Leo, Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

*curls up in a ball until pain subsides*: Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Aries

Licorice is actually delicious you know

why are we arguing about candy corn when we should be coming together against the true candy villain: black licorice 

Oh my god it's REALLY HERE

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Top Vertigo

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

Viktor and Yuuri aren’t the only ones going to the Pride parade, Mila and Sara are attending it too.

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

A Latina student at a university in Boston said that her professor on Thursday handed back her paper and told her, in front of the class, “This is not your language.”

After looking at more of the comments the professor left on her literature review, Suffolk University sociology major Tiffany Martínez noticed that the professor had circled the word “hence” and had written, “This is not your word,” underlining “not” twice.

And at the top of her paper, the professor had written, “Please go back & indicate where you cut & paste.”

Martínez, an aspiring professor who was born and raised in the Bronx, told BuzzFeed News that her professor had called her to the front of the senior seminar course on Thursday to receive her graded paper when she made the language comment.

“She spoke loudly enough that students at the back of the room heard and asked if I was OK after class,” Martínez said.

She felt terrified after the incident.

“I spent the rest of the class going back through every single line, every single citation to make sure that nothing had been plagiarized, even though I knew I hadn’t,” she said.

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