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Guys it's wild hearts by susan mallory. It is Legit

So I came across this blurb from an ACTUAL PUBLISHED ROMANCE NOVEL and now I have to share it because looool:

“Who can tame the wildest man in Titanville?

Zeke Titan has a reputation for breaking hearts, but the townspeople of Titanville can’t deny all the good he’s done for them. So they turn the other cheek as he seduces one schoolteacher after another. Until Alethea Harbaugh comes to town.

The new teacher brings with her a passion for women’s rights that invigorates the ladies of Titanville, and instills fear in the men. Zeke is intent on seducing her, if only to send her running, ruined, from the town so that things can return to normal. But Zeke just might have met his match…in more ways than one!”

Zeke for one can’t wait to find out how this story ends!

A whole theme park of nightmares

Boi your leg might be straight but you sure as hell ain’t 

In case you missed this iconic moment…

I ran home and drew this on my lunchbreak because I felt like my world would explode if I didn’t. Thanks, Carrie Fisher, for teaching me that girls like us can be princesses, generals, or whatever we want to be. #RIPCarrie

Natural Eye Color Chart

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What football will look like in the future

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Important! Be safe!

@glorious-cesspool aka @zahyo-ni-yoru-kogeki is a pedophile. Avoid any interaction with them and I advise you block them immediately. I can confirm this first hand, and if you have any doubts message me and I can show you him directly trying to have sexual behavior between me and him, with him doing this while knowing I am a minor. He has also done this to friends of mine. He is a complete creep. The police have been called and are dealing with the issue, but nonetheless I repeat, BLOCK HIM IMMEDIATELY.

The hypothetical situation where Viktor is a pianist and he decides to arrange a piece that captures the thrill and fun he had with a certain musician by the name of Katsuki Yuuri. Wouldn’t that be a good story?