You Will Use Paint Or Snip Tool As God Intended!

Quick! It's slipping between the floorboards! It's escaping!

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

My memory is a highly throwable imp that the dark lord cannot resist defenestrating any time they see it

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

The irony that this exchange features a user going by "you're right, I'm wrong" and that user is right

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you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

Absolutely agree, cooking is so underappreciated. It teaches you confidence, time management and how to follow instructions, but most importantly it teaches you how to cook delicious food 🤤

honestly like. long term the two most useful subjects i studied in high school were probably cookery & ethics

I'm a bit late (and UK) but this is ridiculous, I'll be spreading the word about the Amazon week

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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