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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

harry: i'm just saying, if i missed, voldy's shiny-ass head would probably deflect most spells

ron: harry, it's 4am

homemade oatmeal cream pie cookies

FOR THE COOKIES

1 cup unsalted butter softened or margarine

3/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar

1/2 cup granulated sugar

2 large eggs or 2 tablespoons ground flax seed mixed in 5 tablespoons water or nut milk

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

3 cups quick or old fashioned oatmeal

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon salt

FOR THE CREAM FILLING

3/4 cup unsalted butter or margarine softened

1 3/4 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract or other icing flavor (maple is also good!)

1/2 tablespoon oat milk

cream butter or substitute and sugar together first, mix wet batter ingredients together and then incorporate the dry mixed ingredients slowly and drop onto a cookie sheet in 2 tablespoons round balls and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

for icing cream together butter and confectioner’s sugar for 5 minutes until fluffy then add desired flavoring and oat milk

i would so unironically sell my soul just to obtain the mcgill sweater rsl wore as wilson in house md i will dedicate my life to getting my hands on it no one understands

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Hey guys! I have you a thumbprint cookie recipe to try out! They are super delicious and as you can see from the picture above, I managed to whip up this batch this afternoon.

The cookie itself crumbles and melts in your mouth, and is extremely quick and easy to make. Not to mention they look amazing!

Ingredients 

For the dough:

1 cup butter

¾ cup powdered sugar

2 egg yolks

2 tsp vanilla extract 

2 cups and 2 tbsp all-purpose flour

Pinch of salt

Now for the fun part…the jam filling!

This is where you can get very creative so hear me out.

Aphrodite’s Love Jam

With this recipe, you can give to a loved one or a crush ;) or to a friend to strengthen a bond. This combo tastes and looks lovely and will sure to impress the recipient.

½ cup Smuckers raspberry jam (Love, Fertility, and courage)

2 tbsp strawberry juice (Love, luck, and admiration)

1 squirt of lemon (Love, purification, beauty)

Combine all the ingredients on low heat until all together. Let cool and spoon into a piping bag or a bowl if you want to spoon the jam into the cookie. 

Thumbprint Friendship Jam

Make these cookies for your friends or coven and they will be sure to love you for it! Strengthen any bond with these delicious cookies!

¼ cup orange marmalade 

¼ cup apricot jam

2 tbsp cherry juice

Combine all the ingredients on low heat until all together. Let cool and spoon into a piping bag or a bowl if you want to spoon the jam into the cookie. 

Good Vibes Thumbprint Jam

These cookies are not only yummy but will give you good vibes!

¼ cup Smuckers grapefruit jam (Anti negative energy, happiness, gentleness, confidence, protection)

¼ cup orange marmalade (Prosperity, divination, creativity, inspiration)

1 tbsp pineapple juice (Stress relief, luck, prosperity, happiness)

Combine all the ingredients on low heat until all together. Let cool and spoon into a piping bag or a bowl if you want to spoon the jam into the cookie. 

Directions

First, preheat your oven to 320 F.

In a medium-size bowl combine softened butter and powdered sugar until fully combined with a spatula. You can now add your egg yolk, vanilla, and salt. Mix until very smooth.

Add in sieved flour and stir. Now work with your hands until you form a nice smooth ball. The dough with start off crumbly, but as you work it, it will become smooth.

Line your baking sheet with parchment paper and make small, equal-sized balls and place them on the sheet. Now with a ¼ tsp or your thumb, make indents in the dough. Make sure to oil your tsp to make sure it doesn’t stick to the dough. Add in your jam mixture with a spoon or a piping bag.

Bake the cookies for 16 minutes or until done.

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xoxo, Angel. 

So a couple years ago

My family of 7 went To Walmart and I have a little sister who was potty training at the time. Anyway, we were shopping for baby stuff because 7 was going to become 8. Any we passed those potties they have on the shelves. Suddenly we couldn’t find my sister, and we looked around and SHE WAS POOPING IN THE POTTY ON THE SHELF IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART. WE HAD TO BUY IT

Hello??? Wilson gets with Cutthroat Bitch?? I hate that woman since the beginning I'm going to vomit-

Happy anniversary to our first look at Wilson. Your hair will be missed 😔

Are you ....... washing a deer? Because that is a STAGGERING defeat.

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