Latest Posts by emeraldleafpixie - Page 8

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

what if we all became terrorists and bombed automakers administrative buildings all over the world?

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

respect all snails!!!1!!11!!!

me typing into the google search bar: nearest grassy hill with tiny flowers growing on it

tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.

This will never NOT be funny

this is your reminder not to accept crumbles of affection. if someone isn't willing to give you time, safety, love and comfort, do not beg for it. do not shrink your needs to make them stay. let them go! there are people out there who will freely and enthusiastically want you for you.

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

Snetzels. 🐌🐌🐌

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

i love "woag". a purposeful mispelling of woah. it conveys such an Emotion that cannot be named but is deeply relatable

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

Some stars from my journals

(r/relationshipadvice)

Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It’s very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she’s learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don’t have sex. I’m open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede

jbkonscreations on ig

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

Moonlight. Painter: Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893).

Emesis orichalceus

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

today is video games’s birthday.

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L