Mav: God Won't Let Me Die. Or Get Fired. Ice: I'm God.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY you little shits. here's how topgun characters celebrate valentines day :)

Mav: Nothing on actual valentines day, unless it falls on a weekend. He knows that Ice is usually too busy on a weekday to do anything major, so he always plans something fun for the weekend after. (His favorite thing he did was a romantic motorcycle ride to a picnic on the beach)

Ice: Even though he's busy on Valentines day, he always takes the time to set up takeout for his and Mav's favorite restaurant and put on a cheesy romance movie.

Goose: Bitch proposed on a valentines day. He's the cheesiest man to ever live. Every single valentines day that he is stateside, he cooks breakfast in bed for Carole, no matter how early in the morning he has to wake up in order for that to happen. He has a huge bouquet of roses ready for her when she walks into the living rooms, and the entire floor is COVERED in rode petals. he's a cheesy sap and carole loves him for it.

*in a group chat* Ice: First one to reply is gat. Ice: *gay Ice: Wait...

My precious Jewish-Russian boychik

(It ain’t my favorite thing I’ve ever drawn, but here have it)

i love them with my entire soul

Maverick (circa.1988), storming into the Top Gun base instructor lounge, stalking over to slam his hands down on the table infront of Iceman Kazansky.

Mav: Alright Kazansky what your fricking problem????

Ice, staring up at Mav with confusion and a little bit of heat: The hell you talking about Mitchell??

Mav: Just that. What's your probelme?? Huh? What with all the goodamn accusing and the staring?? I mean seriously, even when I'm talking to Charlie, you can't just mind you own business!! You always think I'm up to something! I can't even take a goddamn shower in peace!

Ice: ......

Mav: Like seriously, just stop and tell me what the problem is? Why are you so suspicious of me?? Seriously I can't even pick a pen up off the floor without you staring hole in my back for it. What gives?!?!

Ice, who was actually staring a bit further south that Mavs back when he bent down to puck that pen up off the floor: uhhhhh.......

Slider, losing his whole goddamn mind in the corner, thanking Goose and God that Ices pining and assholery behaviour have come back to bite him on the ass in the form of a tiny, fiery and very handsome twink shortstack that Ice is head over heels for: *faint wheezing*

Ice: *error 404, Iceman not found*

That is so adrian core,,,,,

AITA (19M) for running away the night of my coronation and left my younger brother (16M) to take over? I was really stressed about my dad dying but now i think i might have been a bit selfish.

(omg finally not a topgun post)

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

im reblogging this for the sole purpose of ease of finding it next time i need a laugh

top gun (1987) as txt posts!!!

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.

thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Arthur has a secret. Unfortunately, Merlin finds out.

Ozymandias | 837 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur can feel his grasp on the world slipping

Three Days | 938 | Zaharya / @zaharya

Summary: Merlin is injured, Arthur is worried.

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i saw you and the world went away | 645 | ariadne_odair

Summary: Arthur narrows his eyes. “Are you going to complain about the cold all the way home?” Merlin shrugs. “Probably.” Arthur rolls his eyes, then reaches for the clasp at his neck. He shrugs off his cloak and drapes it around Merlin’s shoulders. “There.” Or - Merlin is cold and the world is quieter away from Camelot.

Ten Minutes | 691 | wangler

Summary: It wasn't a charity kiss.

Cornflower Heart | 700 | queerofthedagger / @queerofthedagger

Summary: “Tell me a secret,” Arthur says, the words meeting the night air softly.

the one you reached for | 700 | queerofthedagger / @queerofthedagger

Summary: “Who did this to you?” Arthur finally chokes out, because someone must have—done this to him, that is. Arthur has learnt two things in the last few months. One; Merlin is more powerful than any one human should be (but if someone has to have this power, it is right that it is Merlin; it could only ever be Merlin). Two; he is as incapable of backing down from anything as Arthur is (even if it is each other; even if it tears them apart).

Bruises | 760 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur doesn't see the bruises, but he knows where they are because he put them there.

a kingdom or this | 800 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: They take him from his cell just after dawn, when a pale streak of pink is barely visible above the eastern gate.

Sleeping beauty | 940 | Fleetling / @fleet-of-words

Summary: Gwaine grew up knowing knights and other people of war, and so he's a little surprised at how deeply the Prince of Camelot sleeps. That is, when Merlin is around. The rest of the time, he's basically an insomniac.

Epistemology | 840 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur knows, and Merlin knows he knows, and Arthur knows that Merlin knows that he knows.

The Sacrifice | 849 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: Fifty-six days since the Sidhe broke through the last of the old seals and declared war on Great Britain. Fifty-five days since Arthur's return from Avalon. Thirty-five days since the start of Arthur's personal sexual revolution… In which Kil is still a meddling so-and-so but, when it comes to wartime sacrifices, Merlin will take a debauched pop culture icon over a dead friend in any lifetime.

the unhidden heart | 965 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: “What?” he asks, belligerent. Merlin doesn’t flinch. “You saw.” “I see a lot of things.” He doesn’t know why he can’t just come out and say it. I saw you using magic. I know you saved my life. Or maybe he does: saying the words out loud would mean he has to do something about them, like confirm that the truth exists outside of this liminal space. “More than you give me credit for, apparently.”

You Are Here | 747 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: How might we improve your experience? Let me blow you in Rainforests of the World.

The one with the Magic Wand | 748 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: “Oh shit.” Panic curls down Merlin’s spine, sweat pooling at his lower back. He tugs again and feels the sting of the hard plastic slipping deeper. “Fuck.”

I Will Dream My Dream Of You | 749 | samyazaz / @samyazaz

Summary: Written for Week 4 of Summerpornathon 2013

The one with werewolf!Merlin | 749 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: He finds the human in a clearing, his blond hair shimmering in the moonlight. Merlin steps cautiously forward. He sees no weapons, smells no other humans, but he’s been tricked before.

One of the Impossible Places | 750 | glim

Summary: Arthur always knows, though he tries to forget; awareness creeps at the edge of his thoughts, ripples between his senses, whispers to him that only his mind could hold so many impossible people and places.

Don’t tap the glass | 753 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: Written for summerpornathon Round 1. (NWS) Image Prompt

Cold | 754 | elirwen / @elirwen

Summary: It’s snowing when he finds him, the chill of winter biting even through his coat. Kneeling in a puddle of half-melted snow, his hands and ankles tied to a stake, he looks up at Arthur defiantly, even though he’s swaying with exhaustion, his whole body shaking. “Here to finish the job?” he asks, coughing. If it wasn’t for the rope around his wrists he’d fall to the cold ground.

A Nose in Need | 755 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: Six weeks back and Arthur feels he's coping admirably. And yet… This world, it smells all wrong.

not enough | 826 | withlightning / @existenceisthis

Summary: They’re on number four and Merlin can’t get enough of Arthur’s orgasms.

Status Quo | 848 | samyazaz / @samyazaz

Summary: It's easy, holding himself back. Arthur's the guy who's got a new girl on his arm every other week, the sort of guy who groans and covers his eyes and objects loudly should he be witness to even the briefest glimpse of male nudity in a TV show or movie. It makes it easy for Merlin, knowing he's straight, knowing there's no chance.

comprehensively, unequivocally (absolutely everything) | 863 | withlightning / @existenceisthis

Summary: Watching Merlin's body taking him in again and again, greedily, is one of Arthur's favorite views; his cock glistening with come and oil, dragging the slick out and pushing it back in with every stroke. I made this, Arthur thinks, this is mine, and then, the loudest thought of all, he's mine.

(our love is) a hundred pitchers of honey | 935 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Egypt, 1920. It's too hot to work, so Merlin and Arthur find other ways to occupy themselves instead. Meanwhile, the desert waits.

love, like the edge of a blade | 958 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: He could easily kill Merlin like this, yet Merlin knows, knows that he won’t, and that certainty is enough to let him tilt his head, baring his throat to the knife.

See | 986 | wangler

Summary: Arthur is obsessed with Merlin's body, and whether it bears marks from his encounters at the sex club.

Amok Time | 998 | Leandra

Summary: Arthur notices that his roommate and secret crush is acting irritable, quickly angered and irrational. All of these are emotions that could be attributed to the stress of the approaching mid-term exams - if Merlin weren't Vulcan.

my kinds of madness | 998 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Star Trek crossover/fusion. Merlin has a secret. (Un)fortunately, Arthur is about to find out what it is.

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Mav: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ice: Well, it’s frowned upon. Mav: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Mav: That’s okay, right?