*in A Group Chat* Ice: First One To Reply Is Gat. Ice: *gay Ice: Wait...

If I may add on:

Rich boy Ice who desperately wants to learn how to cook

Poor boy Mav who has to teach him

Mav: Have I ever told you what a good cook you are?

Ice, frying a salad: You have not.

Mav: Yeah, there's a reason for that. Get out of my kitchen.

By popular demand, Tom Cruise is Also Twinky in the Outsiders

Tom Cruise gives Major Twink Energy in every fucking movie. Like.

In Top Gun? He's very twinky with Ice.

In Mission Impossibly? He's twinky with Benji.

In Legends? He's just plain twinky.

Tom Cruise is the God of Twink and i will not hear any objections to this.

(I mean all of this in the best fucking possibly way ILY Tom Cruise)

this is. very much. a rep of gay sex

this is gay sex,, to the enlightened mind

im reblogging this for the sole purpose of ease of finding it next time i need a laugh

top gun (1987) as txt posts!!!

enoraba gives mint chocolate in a way thats difficult to describe

I think i would cry from the sheer chaos. Way too much sexual tension between Hangster. I wouldn't mind Bob or Nat tho.

(also, if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roomates.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts, and thought I would make one.)

Mav: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ice: Well, it’s frowned upon. Mav: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Mav: That’s okay, right?

*Stares at my topgun bookmarks*

I read way too much fanfiction.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Not me crying so hard over the ending of dead poet society that my cat jumped on my bed and is headbutting me to try to calm me down. i swear im ok

IS THIS. A DEAD POET REF. AND A WALDEN REF. IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPPIER

nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore