"I Would Prefer To Live Forever In Perfect Health, But If I Must At Some Time Leave This Life, I Would

Niffler: That stupid Newt is never going to find me in here.

Newt: *Passes Niffler* *Stops* *Pauses for a few seconds* *Turns Back*

Newt: *In disbelief* Really.

Niffler: *Still as a statue.* *Jewelry falls off*  *Turns slowly* Hi.

Newt: How did you get in there!?!?!?!?!

Niffler: Shit!!! He spotted me. RUN!!!!!!!!! *Grabs the precious jewelry*

Niffler: *In the distance* You will never take me alive. 

Mother of god that was a lot of books to paint. The Reader. All done!

Prints available over on Society 6 as usual :)

Lee, one day, just said ‘God you know wouldn’t it be funny as we’re standing here, facing off with the Volturi, if we did a dance off…“and we all thought it was the best idea we’d ever heard. That it was genius

White people can’t have dreads, and that’s okay!

So a lot of people tell me they want dreads because it’s “cool” or “edgy” or it speaks to them or whatever. But y’all have great braided hairstyles of your own! Look:

But I want DREADS! Like the VIKINGS!!!

For one the Vikings didn’t have dreads/matts. To take from @bornabitch-allthedaysandnights past post: “Similarly Vikings all wore elaborate braids and were so obsessed with combs that they are one of the most common Viking era artifacts found, AND they were buried with their detail carved combs, which shows their significance. More importantly, Viking bog bodies prove that they used complex (think LOTR) style braiding.” But that’s okay because guess what!

I’ve got y’all!!!

BOOM now you’re a cool Viking AND not offending anyone! That’s like 1000000x better now isn’t it? There’s so many great styles for y’all I don’t understand why you’d want to steal styles from other cultures. Likkkkeeeee

Come on every style up there is better than when y’all do this stuff like seriously 😐

The Archeron Sisters & Folklore Lyrics

“But the love of sisters needs no words. It does not depend on memories, or mementos, or proof. It runs as deep as a heartbeat. It is as ever present as a pulse.”

~ Lisa Windgate 

✦ @booksociety​​’s Let It Snow event: Written in the Stars by Alexandria Bellefleur No, Darcy wasn’t going to give oxygen to that … that spark. If she breathed life into it, it would grow and that— Darcy curled her toes inside her boots, nails biting into the palms of her hands. She definitely wasn’t going to think about what might transpire if she let that happen because it was pointless. Elle was technicolor chaos and the feelings she inspired in Darcy were a hazard straight out of Pandora’s box. Treacherous and confusing and better kept under lock and key. Darcy didn’t need disorder in her life.

SJ Maas describing a terrifying scene:

For the first time in five centuries, Lorcan knew true fear as Elide turned that knife on herself, the blade angled to plunge up and into her heart.

Me: