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Eliss Jayd

idk what I’m doing, send helpADHD |👩🏻‍🦽| ace | 26yo

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7 months ago

AHHH do the other three now please! Gender swap materia! Genevieve, Claudine( Claudia's already his mom xD) and Zoe!

Sephiroth: Why are you all women??

Genesis: I was instructing Cloud on transform materia when we botched it and ended up getting hit by a spell.

Sephiroth: Why is Zack a woman?

Zack: I did this to myself because I wanted to feel included.

Sephiroth: …….

Sephiroth: Do you need my help?

Genesis: No, we can wait until it wears off. It's kind of fun being a woman. I enjoy the male attention, and at least now that red cocktail dress I have fits me perfectly.

Zack: And I'm going to storm the president's office with an axe to advocate for equal pay and women's rights in the workplace

Cloud: I'm good. I look a lot like my mom

Sephiroth: Does your mother need my help?

Cloud:

7 months ago

For the next time like this Zack should bring Cloud to distract Sephiroth and it suddenly turns into double date 😂

Imagine Aerith is finally introducing her boyfriend to Sephiroth who he has supposedly never seen yet (though he unknowingly already has) So when he answers the door, he’s surprised to see Zack standing there, realizes he’s Aerith’s boyfriend and looks just about ready to kill.

Zack *excitedly*: “Sephiroth!!!”

Sephiroth: “Zaaackk!”

Zack: “Sephiroth!!!!”

Sephiroth *slightly angrier voice*: “Zaaaacckk 👹”

Zack: *sweating*: Sephiroth…

Older brother!Sephiroth insists on joining them for the most awkward dinner date in the history of dates.

Aerith, squinting at the menu: They say the ribs here are amazing. I wonder, though, how do you even cut those apart?

*Sephiroth slowly holds up a steak knife, maintaining direct eye contact. Zack starts trembling*

Aerith, still focused on the menu: I guess a steak knife could work. But does it need that much force?

*Sephiroth impales his own menu, Zack shrieks and dives under the table*


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7 months ago

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

8 months ago

Lucrecia dressed her boys up for Halloween 🎃😊

Happy Halloween From Ever Crisis! I'm Sure This Doesn't Mean Anything At All!

Happy Halloween from Ever Crisis! I'm sure this doesn't mean anything at all!


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8 months ago
Trying 2 Bond With Ur Mentally Ill Older Brother

trying 2 bond with ur mentally ill older brother

9 months ago

I need all of this treatment too. Can I have some of these, like Cloud or Kunsel options? Please?

Things in Zack’s ADHD apartment that are necessary for him to function (as implemented by Angeal.)

His toothbrush lives on his nightstand. Not in the draw, not in a cabinet over the sink, not in a little pot on the sink. On. His. Nightstand. Because in Zack’s brain, if the first thing he see’s in a morning is his toothbrush he thinks “I need to remember to do that, I’ll do it now” and then gets to the bathroom and thinks “I might as well shower and do my hair too…. Hey I need to pee!”

Everything he needs for meal prep goes in a little container in the fridge and is labeled with the days they are to be consumed by. Even the stuff that doesn’t classically live in the fridge go in to these cubbies. Angeal checks them every week and if there is left over stuff he takes it away, makes small lunch portions, freezes them and leaves a note on Zack’s fridge that says lunches are already there for him.

Speaking of, there is a dry erase whiteboard on Zack’s fridge door. It has a grocery list side and a calendar on it. Cloud tends to be the one who updates it when Zack forgets (which is a lot).

Zack’s game consoles are in a cupboard with his games to stop himself getting distracted while he typed up his reports. This was Zack’s own solution and it works semi well.

His sword hangs on a peg on the back of the door now.

Shoe rack. It’s messy but he can see all of his shoe options.

Files on his shelf that are clearly labeled: “pay checks, bills and taxes”, “letters from home”, “bills part 2”, “commission certificate and graduation paperwork”, “legal thingies”, “passport, birth certificates, and other Identification stuff”. The files were Genesis’ idea. They are written in fun fonts and in colourful felt tips, so he knows where they go.

If he forgets to put things in files they are usually on the coffee table and Sephiroth (the filing fiend) usually does a weekly sweep and sort of his documents.

Laundry basket hoop. Doesn’t always work but sometimes it gives him the dopamine.

A physical letter box on the wall by his front door. He gets a dopamine hit from using a key to check his mail…. Nobodies willing to question it.

The worlds most irritating alarm clock.

Cloud. Just Cloud.

Bottles and kitchen tools all hung at eye level.

Spiny spice rack. He could have had a shelf but the spiny one entertains him.

The smart watch Lazard had Reeve make him. It reminds him of basically everything.

Stamp the dog hydration app that makes sad puppy noises when he needs to drink water (he was irritated about it but he doesn’t actually like upsetting the dog.)

A roomba with googly eyes on it called George. George is on a timer.

Electric air freshener and automatic air filtration.

Kunsel.


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9 months ago
For @zartophski As Part Of The LU Writers Appreciation Event! Read Their Fic Here

For @zartophski as part of the LU writers appreciation event! Read their fic here

9 months ago

Surprise

The chain arrived at Time's Hyrule, and decide to thank Ms. Malon with a surprise visit...

⚠ Suggestive connotation warning. Read left to right.

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Commission for @sasoop , credit to @1caru for the lovely idea <3 This was a blast to work on~

9 months ago
Happy Birthday, My Belobed Cloud

Happy Birthday, my belobed Cloud

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10 months ago
It's Okay.
It's Okay.
It's Okay.
It's Okay.

it's okay.

10 months ago

I'm curious how would Zack win Rufus's friendship?

*Zack is walking Dark Star on a leash when Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal see him*

Angeal: Aww, cute. How'd you get Rufus' permission?

Zack: Rufus and I are good friends now. He trusts me because I can teach Dark Star things.

Genesis: Like what?

Zack: Dark Star, sit!

*Dark Star sits*

Zack: Play dead!

*Dark Star plays dead*

Zack: Dark Star, speak to Genesis!

Dark Star: You may believe you understand your true nature, but you have no comprehension of the DNA coursing through your veins or what awaits you.

Genesis: !?

Zack: Dark Star, speak to Angeal!

Dark Star: One day that blade will rust as profoundly as your own body and it's remnants will offer no warmth to anyone.

Angeal: !!??

Zack: Dark Star, speak to Sephi—

Sephiroth: Let me sit down first.

10 months ago
[ID: An Image Of Kunsel’s Left Hand In A Glove/gauntlet Referenced From Remake Cloud’s. In The Palm

[ID: An image of Kunsel’s left hand in a glove/gauntlet referenced from Remake Cloud’s. In the palm are worn dog tags for Zack Fair, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Genesis Rhapsodos and Angeal Hewley. Unfocused text in the muted-light background reads, “I will find you. Bring you home.”]

Post-OG. Survivor’s guilt and the burden of history.

11 months ago

Anyone ask for aeriseph sibling nonsense? No? Well too bad they live in my head rent free.

Anyone Ask For Aeriseph Sibling Nonsense? No? Well Too Bad They Live In My Head Rent Free.
Anyone Ask For Aeriseph Sibling Nonsense? No? Well Too Bad They Live In My Head Rent Free.
Anyone Ask For Aeriseph Sibling Nonsense? No? Well Too Bad They Live In My Head Rent Free.
Anyone Ask For Aeriseph Sibling Nonsense? No? Well Too Bad They Live In My Head Rent Free.
11 months ago
TiL (click To Go To The Thread, Which Probably Has More Interesting Tidbits I Missed).
TiL (click To Go To The Thread, Which Probably Has More Interesting Tidbits I Missed).
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TiL (click To Go To The Thread, Which Probably Has More Interesting Tidbits I Missed).
11 months ago

Post AC au !

Are we walking into soft territory gang ??

11 months ago

Post AC au !

Are we walking into soft territory gang ??

1 year ago

You just took all those thoughts out of my head and wrote them down perfectly.

Cannot see him as cinnamon roll at all and really dislike him, but it’s just the way his character was written. Deliberately. He is supposed to be like that.

Aaron’s performance was perfect and I’m sure he knows who he plays much better than viewers do, he probably was informed about plans for his character changes for future season(s). If they actually would go for it. Or they can just “fix him” and call it character development. Wouldn’t work, if he was nice and flawless from the start.

And damn!! The idea of him becoming a villain while Coop gets redemption ark is really tempting. I just hope Dane will be around more, they feel like important character that didn’t get their chance for actual development in this season, unlike Norm (best boy, btw) and Thaddeus.

Does Max give anyone else major twist villain vibes???

Okay I haven't talked about Max much yet, but I think it's really funny to see people talking about him like he's just this sweet innocent cinnamon roll when my read on his character was the COMPLETE opposite.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

I mean yes, he seems very sweet. He's very soft spoken. Naive in a way like Lucy, but not as much. Kinda vulnerable. Got a killer smile. And some of the moments with him and Lucy are pretty adorable. But damn if he doesn't have a DARK side!

Like I've heard people say that Max is stupid or that Aaron Moten's acting is bad, but hell no. Aaron Moten sold me on his acting during the interrogation scene. Max was scared shitless and I FELT that. I think Max was meant to be played as a character who lacks understanding about certain things and seems disconnected from people due to both being brought up in basically a cult and having an inherent lack of empathy.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

You think about the fact that he admitted he wanted Dane to get hurt, someone who's supposed to be his best friend. How he coldly sat there and watched Titus die. And before that stood there and watched him get mauled by a bear, almost like he was fascinated by it and wanted to see what was gonna happen. The fact that he tried to kill Thaddeus the moment he became a threat, even though the two of them had appeared to have bonded and developed a genuine friendship. And let's not forget he was willing to let all of Vault 4 get plunged into darkness just so he could keep playing with his power armor.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

Max wants to be a knight, he wants to be a hero. And I think he tells himself he wants it for the right reasons, but I think what he REALLY wants is power and recognition. Which is really what every (okay maybe not every, but a lot) good villain wants, right? Because at the end of the day Max wants what Max wants. He's selfish, even though he doesn't think he is.

And sure, he's nice to Lucy. And he went balls to the wall to save her when he thought Vault 4 was gonna execute her. But she's a pretty girl who helped him and offered him a safe home. When she gave him the proposition that if she helped him bring back the head, he would have the Brotherhood lend her some knights to save her dad, he KNEW he couldn't make that promise. But he made the deal anyway. So he doesn't REALLY care about her or what she wants.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

And that blank stare he gets when he gets mad? ACTUALLY terrifying. The guy's got serious psychopath vibes. Literal anti-social personality disorder, if you ask me. In fact the first thing I thought about when Max let Titus die is this kids going to end up going to the dark side lol.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

And I think that would work really well thematically if they plan on giving The Ghoul a redemption arc beside it. There are so many parallels between Lucy and The Ghoul, and they have such a strong connection to the beginning when the bombs dropped. I get that Max is there to represent the Brotherhood and he's from Shady Sands, the town Hank destroyed, but it felt weird that he didn't seem to be AS important in the grand scheme of things compared to Cooper and Lucy.

But if Max turned out to be a badass twist villain to thematically contrast Cooper's redemption arc, while Lucy remains steadfast to her commitment to goodness and the golden rule I feel like that would really round it out. It would make sense if you consider a lot of people have pointed out that Lucy, Cooper and Max all seem to represent different play styles and different moral alignments. And I think it'd be pretty crazy if the writers of the show set out to make it seem like Ghoul is a bad guy and Max is a good guy, but then it ended up being the opposite.

Does Max Give Anyone Else Major Twist Villain Vibes???

I mean, there are definitely hints all over the show that The Ghoul isn't as bad as he may seem. And Max has already done some pretty messed up stuff, so I'd say the possibility is totally there, and I'd be here for it!

Who's with me???


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Cooper Howard -> In Fallout: Episode 3, The Head
Cooper Howard -> In Fallout: Episode 3, The Head

Cooper Howard -> in Fallout: Episode 3, The Head

1 year ago
Tmw Your Wasteland Translator Mainly Speaks In Prewar Southern 😭

tmw your wasteland translator mainly speaks in prewar southern 😭

That mosquito line came straight from bbprs17 on Reddit

1 year ago
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#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])

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1 year ago
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])
#fallout Is A Comedy (inspired By [x][x])

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1 year ago
Another Ghoul To Fall Hopelessly In Love With...

another ghoul to fall hopelessly in love with...

1 year ago

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1 year ago
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