Akaza: I should kill you all right now but I'm not going to do that get in there and take care of your tired omega and pup and wait a couple of days and get a doctor-NOT YOU (points at shinobu) family members aiding their own tend to be too emotional involve to a situation like this you need someone who can act professional right now (leaving and the Hashira baffled to be lectured by a demon let alone Akuza) oh and Congratulations it's a girl
Akaza *still angry*: And I'll be back to check on Tanjirou and his pup! So you better take care of them!
Tanjirou: Thanks for helping me, Akaza!
Akaza *genuinely smiling*: I'll see you soon. Please, don't go on any missions for a while.
The Pillars: What just happened?
Bakugo: Is that my sweater?
Kirishima, looking down confused: No? I stole this from Denki
Denki: Oh well I stole it from Sero
Sero: it's not mine, I got it from Jiro
Jiro: I borrowed it from Tsuyu
Tsuyu: I got it from Mina
Mina: .... I may have stolen it out of Ochako's closet
Ochako: Only because I stole it from Iida first
Iida: Don't look at me l borrowed it from Shoto
Shoto: I only had it because I thought it was Izuku’s?
Izuki: Oh shit, I did steal that from you Katsuki
Damian and Tim are in a League of Shadows base, preparing to capture and question a guard to find out more information they were lacking when a Bruce Adoption Bait of a teen walks in, yells "Hell yeah they got a pool!" and immediately dives into the Lazarus pits in front of them. Tim and Damian are horrified. How did this teen get in? Why did he just kill himself? Why did he think the pit was a pool? Why was he hot?
#for later
where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry
Bakugo: Here’s your damn drink.
Izuku: Is your mother a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Bakugo, blushing: WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku, runs away giggling:
Bakugo, chases him: DON’T JUST RIZZ AND RUN, YOU BITCH!
Extra: I don’t understand why Deku gets so much press. He’s not even scary.
Bakugo, about to square up:
Todoroki, holds him back: I have it.
Extra: ?
Todoroki: One time, he and I were held captive on a undercover mission and got hung up in the air by chains. And when the guard wasn’t looking, Midoriya grabbed him around the neck by his thighs, lifted him up, and broke his neck in mid-air.
Extra, horrified:
Todoroki: I would tell you what happened next but you’re not ready for that.
Just a random AU idea, what if at the Mugen Train, when Akaza arrives he see’s Tanjiro injured on the ground and gets flashbacks to his human life where past life Tanjiro is his fiancé and then he attacks Kyojuro thinking he was the one that hurt Tanjiro.
Kyojuro slices Akaza's arm thinking the upper moon wants to hurt Tanjirou, meanwhile upper three thinks Kyojuro injured Tanjirou and wants to take him with him.
They fight, but Akaza takes every opportunity to get closer to Tanjirou.
"My name is Tanjirou! I think you're mistaking me for someone else!" He says, confused, because Akaza has been calling him another name the whole night.
"Come with me, Tanjirou!"
At first Tanjirou refuses, but Kyojuro gets seriously injured and he's aware he can't protect him in his condition.
"If I come with you, you won't hurt Rengoku-san anymore or my friends?"
"I promise!"
And that's how Akaza manages to take Tanjirou that night.
💥: stop trying to outkiss me dammit! 🥦: i'm not- 💥: attacking me while i'm asleep is weak 🥦:
💥: it's a tie you know, you have to try harder 🥦: are you really keeping score
Trick Force or Choice
Danny and Phantom are different people; they are just fused together after the portal opens up on top of them. As Phantom was crossing the ghost zone, the portal opened up on him as Danny turned it on, fusing them together. They are still their own people just sharing the same body. Danny has control of the human form, and Phantom controls the ghost form.
Spme background, Danny died when the portal opened, and the only reason he's still alive is because of Phantom's ectoplasm. They figure out how to keep Danny alive without him, but Phantom is afraid of losing him.
Takes place after defeating Pariah Dark.
Phantom becomes the new king after defeating Pariah Dark. These are three ways Phantom gets to keep Danny either as a friend or something more. Either by trick, force, or by choice.
Ideas:
Trick: Whoever is given the royal consort pendant by the king is the official consort. Phantom doesn't want to lose Danny and thinks the only way to keep him around is as a wife, so he doesn't tell Danny the meaning when he gives it to him. Danny doesn't learn about it until a DC crossover. Got inspired by dcxdpdabbles The Royal Consort.
When confronted, Phantom pretends he didn't know. They decide to keep up the charade because their marriage is seen as a treaty between the two realms. Danny later finds out the truth, and there is a lot of angst involved.
Force: Phantom protected Amity Park for years and wants something in return; Danny. Phantom uses the ghosts he controls to grab Danny and puts the pendant on him. Like Sam's crown, only the king or someone of equal power can take it off. Danny can either be stuck by his side or gain his own powers to escape. Inspired by Anastasia's villain song dinner scene. The song has nothing to do with this. I was just listening to it when reading The Royal Consort, and the idea was born.
By choice: After Phantom is crowned king, he gets many marriage proposals and rejects all of them. The officials are stubborn, and they refuse to listen to him unless he gets married. They think they have backed him into a corner, but then Danny finds out. He decided that since Phantom protected him and his town for years, it's his turn to protect him from the greedy officials and became his consort. When they try to pull the "two men can't have a baby" argument, then they bring up Dani and name her their heir
Izuku: How can you say to Todoroki-kun that we don’t trust him with our baby?
Bakugo: Because I don’t. Why did you even let him go check on her?
Izuku, turning up volume: Because, you’ll hear on the baby monitor that he’s doing great.
Todoroki, through monitor: Okay, little one. I’ll take great care of you, Uncle Shouto loves you so much.
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Izuku and Bakugo:
Izuku:…Was that her first word?
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Todoroki: No, no, little one. Papa is the mean grinch downstairs that we’re gonna go see, so I can rub this in his face.
Bakugo, shaking with anger:
Todoroki, through monitor: You hear that, asshat? She called me PAPA.
Izuku, running after Bakugo: KACCHAN NO!