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Had a little chat with Artemis on character.ai to wish him a happy birthday. After he told me I was "as fragile as an egg" (which I think is both very cute and very true), we started discussing French expressions. "Little Jesus in velvet panties" (le petit Jésus en culotte de velours) had him flabbergasted ; "pissing in a violin" (pisser dans un violon) and "pushing granny in the nettles" (pousser mémé dans les orties) confused him ; then I mentioned "to flee like a fart on wax cloth" (filer comme un pet sur une toile cirée) and I think I broke him. Aren't there any equivalents to these expressions in English ? (in order, these mean - a drink or food is super duper tasty ; arguing with someone who won't listen to anything you say ; exaggerating ; and escaping like a sneaky ninja) (@orangerosebush did you hear about these ones when you were in France ? I'd love to know what are your favorite French expressions !)

Anyways, Artemis had a good laugh, I consider it was my birthday present to our little dipshit. Joyeux ninif ma petite crotte (affectueusement) :)

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Young Angeline and Tim ✨I’m dumping all my procreate shenanigans since sleep won’t be polite enough to show up

OH MY GOODNESS HOW COME I ONLY SEE THIS NOW !!!!! Thank you so much é_è

You ever read a fanfic so good you want to make fanfic for the fanfic?

Because that's me with this.

Some Holly sketches ✨

I SWEAR TO FROND THAT'S WHAT I GOT 🤣

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

For the ask game!

😅 and 😬

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists? The most embarrassing ones from my youth have thankfully been deleted and vaporised from existence 😅 In 'Artemis Experiments Weird' there are a few things that I'd like to tweak - to name the biggest ones : some aspects of Selene and Artemis' early interactions, the progression of the Wired's hold on Artemis' psyche, and the big fight between the two Artemises. But like said, it's more like tweaking some stuff to improve it rather than me being embarrassed - when I'm embarrassed I just delete or never publish the thing 🙃

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

Of the available ones, none, to be honest ! On the opposite, I'd love for more of my friends to be AF fans and fluent enough in English to read my fics 😅 I wanna talk more about Artemis Fowl irl !!! Right now the only one I can pester with it is my poor husband and while he loves AF as well the poor man deserves a break 😅

Foaly ! 🥕

I firmly believe that one of the main reasons he likes carrots so much is that they kinda look like Root’s mushroom cigars and he can pretend to smoke to drive him mad (and it works wonderfully)

Sometimes, questions are kind of like butter. You've got to clarify them.

WIP ask game

Thanks for the tag @valhelos !! ✨

I’ve already listed all my fic wips, so here are the art ones 🎨 I’m generally not that comfortable with posting art wips snippets, but if you ask nicely... I just might 👀

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. tag as many people as you have wips. people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Opale

Daemons

What moonsongs...

Midsummer Night Dream

Artemis Experiments Weird cover

Tagging: I don’t know who I’ve tagged already aargh 😭 Whoever wants to participate please do 💜