Me And My Husband

dutch van der linde people wya

your online pets are worried about Y2K

two posts in one day no way sorry for disturbing the peace

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

Oh Arthur

Literally dutch if you stare at him for too long in camp:

lets just live this life from now on

"Of all the comrades that e'er I had They're sorry for my going away And all the sweethearts that e'er I had They'd wish me one more day to stay But since it falls unto my lot That I should rise and you should not I gently rise and softly call Good night and joy be to you all."

What I would feed Red Dead characters in the modern world

Arthur steak with a side of me

John a grilled cheese sandwich after his custody hearing

Dutch half a cheese sandwich and a singular olive followed by lethal injection

Hosea a cheese platter with red wine and me

Sean twelve pints

Lenny pub food while he watches sean down twelve pints

Sadie a rack of ribs with a side of me

Bill a singular sausage with two meatballs

Javier fajitas with a side order of me

Swanson those donuts you get at an aa meeting

Mary-Beth cake and finger sandwiches

Trelawny tea and crumpets with a side of me

Kieran anything he wants and a kiss on the forehead

Charles me with a side order of me and more me

Micah the tail end of the human centipede