What I Would Feed Red Dead Characters In The Modern World

What I would feed Red Dead characters in the modern world

Arthur steak with a side of me

John a grilled cheese sandwich after his custody hearing

Dutch half a cheese sandwich and a singular olive followed by lethal injection

Hosea a cheese platter with red wine and me

Sean twelve pints

Lenny pub food while he watches sean down twelve pints

Sadie a rack of ribs with a side of me

Bill a singular sausage with two meatballs

Javier fajitas with a side order of me

Swanson those donuts you get at an aa meeting

Mary-Beth cake and finger sandwiches

Trelawny tea and crumpets with a side of me

Kieran anything he wants and a kiss on the forehead

Charles me with a side order of me and more me

Micah the tail end of the human centipede