Having A Blorbo With A Common Name Is So Fun Bc You’ll See People Tagging Posts “john” Or Whatever

trade baby blues for wide-eyed browns

"Mourning someone who isn't dead"

Damn Arthur it’s just a game of Blackjack

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What I would feed Red Dead characters in the modern world

Arthur steak with a side of me

John a grilled cheese sandwich after his custody hearing

Dutch half a cheese sandwich and a singular olive followed by lethal injection

Hosea a cheese platter with red wine and me

Sean twelve pints

Lenny pub food while he watches sean down twelve pints

Sadie a rack of ribs with a side of me

Bill a singular sausage with two meatballs

Javier fajitas with a side order of me

Swanson those donuts you get at an aa meeting

Mary-Beth cake and finger sandwiches

Trelawny tea and crumpets with a side of me

Kieran anything he wants and a kiss on the forehead

Charles me with a side order of me and more me

Micah the tail end of the human centipede

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

John Marston is my babygirl 🖤

Don’t look back.

Just the background because I like how it looks:

RDR Fans need to learn that you can like a character and acknowledge their immoral actions, simultaneously. I promise you, you do not need to gaslight yourself and say regrettable things as you reach for straws as to why they are supposedly not as bad as some may think. Like characters for how they are, flaws and all. It does not mean condonation.