It’s Just Something About John Marston Being Twenty-six. Little John Needs Saving Again. Twenty-six

I don't understand why people call John Marston stupid. He isn't dumb, he's barely functioning day to day and it's not HIS fault that whacky shit keeps happening to him. How would YOU react if your family turned into zombies after just going through like a billion Herculean trials to get them back???? That man is so checked out from reality that shit happens and he has no choice but to go "ok" and move on from that. John Marston has a customer service worker's ability to simply dissociate and complete tasks on auto pilot. He's not Arthur "helpful and kind" Morgan. He's a bitter fuck who does not give two shits about anyone he wants to get his beloved wife back so she can peg him and he wants to get his bitch ass emo son back so they can communicate poorly and take turns doing stupid nonsensical shit to give Abigail more stress in her life. He's just a Guy okay and I love him he's The Dad of All Time and I think he makes stupid fucking decisions but so do I and that's okay he's doing his best.

,, The game ain't over... I ain't played my final move yet. ''

Literally dutch if you stare at him for too long in camp:

broad shoulders. itty bitty waist. flat pancake ass. how delightfully Shaped he is

Don’t look back.

Just the background because I like how it looks:

having a blorbo with a common name is so fun bc you’ll see people tagging posts “john” or whatever and you’re like well my john wouldn’t do that but it’s so special that yours would

the man eaten by wolves 🏇🐺🤠✍🏻

colors inspired by this piece i found online 🐾🌙

trade baby blues for wide-eyed browns

sometimes u gotta let arthur antagonize john as a treat

first post kinda nervous