TSA Agents Are Always Like Sir You Have To Take Off Your Belt Before You Go Through The Machine. Shoes

Everyone knows using the pot’s lid to keep the pasta inside while you pour the water out is the superior method.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

B-b-bad to the boan

B

Somehow Shapiro being a simp for AI doesn’t surprise me

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

I’m quitting coffee now

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

When I discovered the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

i try to explain to light yagami the economic inequality that pushes people into crime and that killing isolated evildoers will do nothing because the systems in place will keep creating criminals and when he gets home he makes me die from a bowel explosion

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

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