bsd au where dazai's ability not only stops others' but takes the power and converts it into life and that's why he can't die.
Bruce: Slade is here, won't speak to us until Nightwing comes in so let's keep an eye on- West, where are you going.
Wally, on a war path: Don't worry about it, old man.
Hours later
Dick: I'm here... what are you watching?
Diana: the cameras in the interrogation room.
Wally, on cam kicking a very bruised and battered Slade: Thought you could go under my damn nose and talk to my hubby, I told you never to look, talk, or breath near him again you creep!
Slade, crying: I thought you worked for the Titans, why are you here!?
Wally: My uncle has retired, dumbass, I work everywhere now! *still kicking him*
Dick: how long?
Bruce: since I called you...
Damian: finally, a worthy enemy!
Kyle: what does he have that I don't!
Dick: the wrong way to think about this while Walls is curb-stomping him.
Kyle: I should have been me!
Atsushi: Sometimes when I’m happy, I have this monotone voice trying to sound excited *pushes Dazai’s paper back to his side of the desk*
Kunikida: *not looking up his work* Wow
Atsushi: Other times I have a happy face and sound so monotone or depress *goes back to his work*
Kunikida: *looks up at him, laughing and with a mocking monotone voice* Welcome to the Detective Agency
Atsushi: *pouts* Be happy I’m not killing puppies
Kunikida/Dazai: *Is taken back completely as they burst out laughing* Killing puppies?
I don't care if you ship birdflash or don't, canonically rn as I say so, Wally hates Slade and has major beef with that man. Make him yell and bully that man, for me, as a fan of Wally.
Fic: you taste sweet
Draco: *throws himself in a puddle*
Neville: *sleeping in a huge flower*
Luna: *Stacking rocks together to make a cave*
Abbott: *healing people with her glowing aura while following Madam Pomfrey*
Hermione: What the…?
Flint: *sitting next to Ginny while on fire*
Ginny: *a sleeping bear*
Ron: *voice magically changing to other people’s voices- people he had talked to* Ah, its that time of year.
Hermione: ???
Ron: Creature inheritance
Hermione: What in blazing hell is a creature in-
Harry: Oh shit! Oh shit! *skids in front of them* A statue just talked to me! It wanted kids!? It wanted me to give it kids?! *freaking out* I can’t give it kids! I’mma kid!
Ron: Welcome to the wizarding world of The Sacred 28
barely conscious optimus: she star on my s til i cream...
the seven autobots in the same room with him who all heard that:
hey i know this was sent forever ago but i had to bring the vision to life
theyre learning to live with him being like this
please, op was my father. you can call me prev
“I can’t do this anymore Dazai-san!”
“Atsushi-”
“I have to leave. I have to get away.”
“Calm down. Atsushi!”
“Osamu! Please.”
“….”
“I have to go. If…if I stay here….Please Osamu. Let me go.”
“….Okay.”
Dazai Osamu let out a loud groan of boredom as he spun his chair. Gods does he hate paper work. How does Kunikida enjoy this? The six years he known this silly little man, he still couldn’t wrap his head around it. Paper work this, paper work that.
Ugh.
Dazai could feel goosebumps of disgust run up his tied up arms.
“Oi! Do your work you wast of bandages!” The said man snapped from his desk without looking up.
The older brown haired man gave a playful pout, not that the blond could see. “But Kunikida! If I do anymore, my arms will fall off. How could you be so cruel.”
He cooed in a tone he knew that would clawed into his brain. The rust brown eyes dances as the thin string of patience came close to snapping. Dazai counted the minutes as he always did, wanting to know if he could break his record from last time. The bandaged covered man’s lips curled into a facsimile smile, trying not to giggle.
“What a horrible co-worker I have.” He continued with a cheerful, mocking tone. His expression filled with pillory as he caught sight of trembling shoulders. Huh, only 30 minutes. One minute less this time. Have to do better next time. “Kuni-ida.”
“YOU DAMN BASTARD!” Kunikida Doppo snarl a like a tiger (Dazai twitched slightly. Tiger…no. He has to focus on this, not that.) as he slammed his hands on the table. The chair he was using flew backwards and hit the wall causing everyone to look up with a sigh. “HOW DARE-”
“Gentlemen. Enough.” A strong voice rang out, freezing everyone in place.
“President.” Yosano Akiki acknowledged standing up, pulling whining Ranpo Edogawa along. The others followed. “Is there something you need sir?”
The leader of the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi, gave her a sharp but not unkind nod as he used his wooden cane to help him glide into the room. Dazai shift his footing, trying to stand still, at the sight of the timeless ruler of their small kingdom of light walk tiredly towards the door of their work place. The ex-mafia, not the first time, cursed at the Decay of Angels for destroying the image of immortality that was once the great swordsman.
“We have a case. A string of mysteries murders that looked as if the victims were attacked by a wild animal.” The strong baritone of the president called for his unwavering attention once again. He reached for the silver door knob and pulled it open with such grace that a dancer would feel envy. “Thankfully we have someone with such knowledge of animal attacks.”
“Good afternoon everyone. It’s nice to meet you all.”
Dazai felt as if he was waterboarded.
That voice…
Air felt thick and dry.
It’s been so long since he heard such a soft tone. But was slightly different now. Stronger. More assured. Firm but still gentle with a hint of sass and defiance intwining.
“I mean sure we already met but it’s been four years now. So it’s like our first meeting all over again. Anyways, I’m in your care!”
Standing tall with a fanged grin was…
“Atsushi!” Kyouka Izumi breathed with wide blue eyes.
Will add more in ao3 later. Maybe it’ll be a one shot or maybe chapter story. I don’t know yet…hmmm
Concept: Atsushi and Kouyou have more in common that Kouyou and Kyouka.
Kyouka’s not a flower born into darkness. She had parents who loved and cared for her until they died to save her. She wasn’t even in the Port Mafia for that long. She was born into the light and then dragged into darkness and despair.
You know who was born into darkness? Atsushi.
The headmaster said what he did to Atsushi compared to what his parents did to him as a baby doesn’t even count as abuse. Atsushi was thrown out, literally and probably never received genuine kindness in his life until meeting Agency.
Atsushi’s living proof that those who were born into darkness can thrive in life.
Hell when Dazai’s telling Kyouka that the shit you do in the past doesn’t determine who you are now. The person he uses as an example to that is Atsushi.
There’s some bizarre kind of understanding between Atsushi and Kouyou at the end of that episode (season 2 episode 5) and I love it.
Kouyou is convinced that Kyouka is her mirror image. I get that with their abilities and circumstances. But Kouyou might have more in common with the one she was trying to keep Kyouka away from.
The same person she trusts to keep Kyouka safe.
And if this concept is interesting to anyone I did write a thing about it a while back. It’s To be burned in light is a oneshot where Atsushi promises Kouyou that the light won’t burn Kyouka.
Because it burned him too, and he won’t let the same happen to Kyouka. And just the two of them realising their more alike then they’d believe.
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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