Character In A Movie: Oh No, Angry Dog, Please Don’t Bite Me!

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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3 months ago

Lily's Ghost That Haunts Them

Ron:*Standing in front of Harry with a broken leg, mangle arm from being bit and ready to throw down* You wanna go bro? You wanna go down?! I can take you! Kick your arse! You wanna kill Harry? Y'all got to kill us all! Come at me you lily-white, ugly arse-

Harry:*panicking, trying to get Ron to sit and off his broken leg* Oh fucking Merlin! Ron! Ron! No bad Ron! *Struggling* Calm down please!

Ron: No balls, nipples hanging, skinny twink!

Sirius: *having multiple horrifying flashbacks to when Lily Evans starting fights in righteous anger over her friends all throughout Hogwarts with James Potter trying to calm her down in a panic*

Sirius: Welp…I lived an okay life.

Ron: I don’t need a bloody wand to-

Hermione: *covering her face in embarrassment and fear* Shhhh Ron, no, please! Stop egging the bloody serial killer! Ronald!

Ron: *lets out a scream as he tackles a shrieking Sirius*

Remus/Severus/Peter: *Flashback to when 4’9 first year Lily taking on a guy twice her height and weight….and winning* Bloody fuck…


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2 months ago

Phantom/Spectra: *fight in the Ghost Zone*

Spectra: *roasting Danny about teen-hood*

Phantom: *claps back about her wrinkles having wrinkles as well as her grey hair*

Spectra:

Danny: *thinking how Gotham looks nice this time of year*

Young Blood: *the one who dare him to say it but didn’t think he would do it* …and I oops

Ghost Zone: *Ugly snort*

Phantom’s demons (aka Tucker and Sam): Ah yes. More blood for the blood god.

Somewhere in Gotham

Constantine: Something just happed.


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10 months ago

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

3 months ago

I don't care if you ship birdflash or don't, canonically rn as I say so, Wally hates Slade and has major beef with that man. Make him yell and bully that man, for me, as a fan of Wally.

3 months ago

why aren't more people talking about ron fucking weasley and how AMAZING this boy is

this is the same guy who was so friendly to a complete stranger on a train said stranger decided to adopt him as his golden retriever bestie

this is the same guy who got into a fist fight at a quidditch match with fucking malfoy because neville got insulted

this is the same guy who was ready to sacrifice himself to a chess board so his friends could escape

this is the same guy who went to rescue his best friend from an abusive household in the middle of the night in his dad's illegally magicked flying car because he was WORRIED

this is the same guy who was ready to defend hermione's honor from a slur, barfed up slugs as a consequence, and had no fucking regrets

this is the same guy who was terrified of spiders but faced them anyway to get a chance to save his unconscious bestie in a coma

this is the same guy who was ready to fight tooth and nail for the people he loved at anytime

and i'm not even halfway through the series with this

7 months ago

The Agency know Atsushi's settled in when they find him sat ontop of the fridge eating chazuke in the dark with his eyes glowing at 4am.

4 months ago
Sign Language For Love (?)
Sign Language For Love (?)

sign language for love (?)

↑ original paint

↓play for fun lol

9 months ago

anyway pls reblog for sample size 👀

4 months ago

please, op was my father. you can call me prev

2 months ago

Sacred 28 VS The Sacred 28 6

Draco: *throws himself in a puddle*

Neville: *sleeping in a huge flower*

Luna: *Stacking rocks together to make a cave*

Abbott: *healing people with her glowing aura while following Madam Pomfrey*

Hermione: What the…?

Flint: *sitting next to Ginny while on fire*

Ginny: *a sleeping bear*

Ron: *voice magically changing to other people’s voices- people he had talked to* Ah, its that time of year.

Hermione: ???

Ron: Creature inheritance

Hermione: What in blazing hell is a creature in-

Harry: Oh shit! Oh shit! *skids in front of them* A statue just talked to me! It wanted kids!? It wanted me to give it kids?! *freaking out* I can’t give it kids! I’mma kid!

Ron: Welcome to the wizarding world of The Sacred 28


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