There Comes A Time In Every Man's Life, And I've Had A Few Of Them.

Clint: It's a hell of thing, killin' a man.  You take away all he's got and all he'll ever have.

Kid: I reckon he had it comin'.

Clint: We all have it comin', kid.

           - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

there are two types of dogs

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

  Groucho Marx

Barkley on the beach.  He was a quirky little stinker, and had more personality than many people I've met.

There are several good things about New Jersey.  Really.

James, get the Phantom.  I'm stepping out tonight.