Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog, It's Too Dark To Read.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had a few of them.

Casey Stengal

James, get the Phantom.  I'm stepping out tonight.

"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"

William S. Burroughs

There are several good things about New Jersey.  Really.

You thinking about moving to Canada?  This site will help you.

Barkley on the beach.  He was a quirky little stinker, and had more personality than many people I've met.

Shhhh...peaceful

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Just what every guy loves to hear.