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Stalling Tactics

[Anakin, getting ready to go help Palpatine] Obi-Wan: [winded, busting through the door] Anakin! Anakin: [sniffling, quickly wiping his eyes] Obi-Wan! What – what are you doing here? Obi-Wan: [clearly winging it] I…came back early from Utapau because I realized that I forgot…my keys.  Anakin: [confused] What? How would you have left without them? Obi-Wan: Oh. Uh…I mean I…came back because I forgot…something else, then. [looks around the room] [picks up a pen someone left in there] Uh, this! Anakin: O…K. [standing up straighter] Well whatever Obi-Wan, I have to go take care of something, so, maybe I’ll talk to you later. Obi-Wan: [hastily, jumping in front of him as he tries to walk past] No! I, uh, I just remembered that it’s Master Yoda’s birthday next week, and we haven’t gotten him a thing! [reaching for his hand] C’mon then, I’ll take us shopping, and you can pick out anything – Anakin: [pulling his hand away] Obi-Wan, I’m not going shopping with you right now, I have somewhere I need to be and you wouldn’t underst– Obi-Wan: [blocking the doorway] You can’t go into this part of the building right now.  Anakin: [furrowing his brow] And why is that? Obi-Wan: They’re…fumigating. This wing. Space mites. And…mold.  Anakin: [shoving him aside] Look, I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I have a situation I need to go deal with right now and I can’t really talk about it, so, uh, see you around. [heads down the hallway] Obi-Wan: [running after him] [keels over, feigning injury] Oh! Anakin: [warily sighs] What is it now? Obi-Wan: My…foot. Is…injured. Gravely. I might need you to carry me to the –  [Anakin’s comm goes off] Anakin: Hang on, it could be the Chancell– [Obi-Wan grabs it out of his hand and throws it into a nearby garbage chute]  Anakin: Hey! That was my comm! Why did you do that?! Obi-Wan: I…wanted to see if it could withstand the trash incinerator. [peers into the chute he just threw it into] Guess not. Live and learn, I suppose! [stretches his arms over his head and yawns] Well, I’m knackered! What’s say you and I go get comfortable and watch several hours of the holonet back at our place? Anakin: [shaking his head] For kriff’s sake. Look, I don’t know what your problem is right now, but I’ve got a lot on my plate and I don’t have time to deal with whatever’s wrong with you on top of everything.  Obi-Wan: [briefly making eye contact with Mace, who is hauling Sheev away in handcuffs further down the hallway and giving Obi-Wan a thumbs-up] Mmhmm.  Anakin: And I really don’t appreciate you making my day harder than it already is.  Obi-Wan: [nodding] I understand.  Anakin: And look: whatever happens after this, just know that I had my reasons. It was the only way.   Obi-Wan: Yes, of course.  Sheev: [yelling over his shoulder] You haven’t seen the last of me, Jedi! Anakin: Huh? [about to turn around]  Obi-Wan: [grabs Anakin and dip-kisses him]

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Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomaris and @occasionalinanity

Me thinking about how Ahsoka canonically thought of Anakin and Obi-wan as her adoptive family and even told people she was adopted:

a collection of seemingly unintentionally profound shitposts that fill me with a viscerally intense feeling of existential awareness

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

omg leaked season 7 footage of tcw!! siege of mandalore looks so good

what I want: Bruce and Stephanie in very odd situations that lead to bonding.

what I get: not that

what I really want: an event culminating with Stephanie shouting “I will fucking rUIN YOU, BITCH” and Bruce holding her back because she’s drunk and he’s wondering how he got here with his (not) daughter

what I really get: staring at a blank page because I can’t write

Babs: so Dick is normally pretty good at being the sober one, but it’s his 25th today and we all insisted he let loose tonight when we hit the clubs

Babs, deadpanning the camera like its ‘the office’: that was a fucking mistake

Dick, drunk af, hanging from the ceiling above the dj, shirt riding up: BAAAAAABSSSSSSssSsS! I JUST CONVINCED MY GUY HERE TO PLAY ‘DANCE WIV ME’. GET OVER HEREE EeE AND DO IT LIKE IT DOOooOoOo

Jason, equally drunk and dropping his pants: oh yEAH this is my FUCKING JaM. y’all know the drill *whips out a flat cap and sunglasses*

Steph, freshly of age and seven drinks in: YAS BITCHES! we’re going hard or WE’re goING HOME. AINT STOPPIN TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN

Duke, no inhibitions remaining and slut-dropping with Jason: fucK pAtrol! fUck BaTman! this is SO much better, and for once, idgaf! We doin this ERRY WEEKEND¡!!

Cass, had the most drinks of all but just slightly tipsy: this isn’t too bad. We should do this more often

Tim, the only perfectly sober one, slowly losing his grip on reality: we could’ve had one night at home... dick suggested sharing a pizookie... but you guys convinced him to do this instead... I have been groped five times in the last three minutes... help

Babs: if he’s in control, I can keep the rest of them in control. But dicks a man-child, and now we have anarchy. There’s no hope left. They’re gonna be incapacitated tomorrow. And if they puke tonight, I’m leaving for them to clean up tomorrow. It’s their own fault. They have to deal with the consequences of their actions. Maybe they’ll learn

Baby Bi, Bi, Bi

ahsoka photobombing rex and cody

old old piece i never finished that i started when i heard clone wars was returning! i think i meant obi and anakin to be in it too but alas

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)