I Have A Lot Of Feelings About The Kenobi-skywalker-tano Family And Their Daily Interactions Like

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

Part 2! 

Part 1

Batfamily at festivals & parades headcannons!

“Hang on a minute, where’s Dickhead?” Jason said, trying and failing not to look frantic as he searched the crowd getting ready to pull some shit if his brothers just been abducted in front of him. “Wait-“

Dick’s on the main float, somehow, standing next to three pretty ladies grinning and waving a feather boa at the crowd who’s screaming in delight in response.

Damian being forced to try street food - “this filth can’t be any better than Pennyworth’s food no matter what you say.” - and becomes addicted to churros, ordering exactly six batches in the space of twenty five minutes.

Cass and Steph throwing confetti at the crowd and starting a Mexican wave that spans the whole stand in spectacular fashion.

Bruce meeting Commissioner Gordon whilst in a compromising talk with Jason about revealing identities as he spins a pistol on his finger in front of a crowd of kids.

Explaining that is very interesting, including Jason having an uncle who is a ‘Texas ranger, who is very keen to pass on his tricks’ as well as ‘having an up to date permit, I assure you.’

The family had watched Texas Ranger on the television that morning, to Bruce’s chagrin, and the theme tune was stuck in his head. Gets mercilessly teased about his on the spot thinking by Dick and Steph.

The kids begging Bruce to get a float for the next parade.

Ends up relenting after a massive headache that only gets worse when he wakes up to a kid next to him - he wasn’t sure who, at that point - whispering ‘float, float, float’ under their breath. (It was Steph, who doesn’t even live at the manor).

Wins the best in show, because Bruce’s daredevil ragtag bunch of children have created a float on BATMAN AND HIS ASSOCIATES, compete with costumes and flower versions of their alter egos that has Bruce permanently on these anxiety pills.

Tim, Duke and Jason playing who can shout the loudest at a Pride march.

Cass’s dancing landing her in one parade, and the family all coming out to support her with massive, home painted signs.

“Come on Bruce, lighten up.” Duke munches on one of Damian’s churros that he’s nicked, earning a particular loud hiss that has people’s heads turning. “It’s a festival. It’s brightly coloured fun. Turn that frown upside down.”

Moments later the festival camera panning to Bruce, who slaps on a rather stressed looking smile as he realises that he’s lost all seven of his children in four minutes and thirty eight seconds. A new record, on their part.

Tim taking some bomb ass photos, ending up being recruited to take photos of the parade by some high end executive. When he realises that it’s Tim Drake-Wayne he’s been ordering around, almost dies.

Jason getting arrested. It happens every time, and Bruce still has no idea. “It must be a running gag,” he confides to Alfred one day after having to retrieve his son from the police station from a cake rights march - whatever that is - “because I have no idea why else he would do it.”

Alfred only nods because he knows exactly why, and his ward, who is his son all but in name, might be worlds greatest detective but has the thickest skull when it comes to anything remotely emotional.

The whole family being lit up with fluorescent necklaces and bracelets. A picture ends up in the Gotham Gazette, and Clark Kent makes sure that Bruce knows that he’s cut it out and saved it for a ‘rainy day’. How he got hold of it, Bruce isn’t sure.

Dressing Damian up in an elf suit for the Christmas parade works only with bribery of new swords. He’s on about fifteen new now, if his counting is correct - and it is, Damian is never wrong - “which will materialise or else there will be trouble, Father.”

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about

what I want: Bruce and Stephanie in very odd situations that lead to bonding.

what I get: not that

what I really want: an event culminating with Stephanie shouting “I will fucking rUIN YOU, BITCH” and Bruce holding her back because she’s drunk and he’s wondering how he got here with his (not) daughter

what I really get: staring at a blank page because I can’t write

hello :) i’m back 

So when is kon gonna have a show with Steph ????

I’m not just pretty, no, I’m pretty damn good

Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.