As Amusing As It Is To Me That Anakin Goes Stalking Around The Temple In The Darkest Colors (because

Han is all “there’s to much Vader in him,” without mentioning that there is too much Vader in Leia too. 

Like, Bail Organa, bless his poor poor soul, tried to politician the Vader out of her. He tried SO FUCKING HARD. 

But the fact that she abandoned politics to be a General in the Resistance says a lot about her similarities to Anakin Skywalker. 

Aeschylus, Agamemnon (tr. by Anne Carson)

Why not?

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

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“This is the house that built me and I’m gonna burn it down.”

Courtney Love Prays to Oregon, Clementine von Radics

As if on cue, Andrew appeared in the doorway with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and Kevin at his back. “Success.”

That scene in the first book at Wymack’s apartment

(pt 1/pt 2)

The worst-off person at the end of The Old Guard isn’t Andy or Booker, it’s Copley. The man has the job of being the beard for this group of old assholes, half of whom are depressed and half of whom are in a perpetual honeymoon phase, plus one who has yet to figure out just what immortality means (PS. It means skiing off the top of Mt. Everest) When he goes to do the paperwork he’s astounded at how these people managed to stay a secret for any length of time in the 20th century and beyond. Andy has become an honest-to-god cryptid with a massive internet following (it would help if she’d just stop having one night stands and doing the ole’ love and leave em’ routine) Booker regularly goes gambling at and cleans out high-end casinos, which means he has literally every mob on the planet after his ass, Joe kills 100+ people every month for breathing in a way he didn’t certify near Nicky, and when Nile gets over the shock of things it dawns on her that she can do literally everything and anything and not die, which. is another type of hell altogether.  Nicky is the only fairly normal one out of them all, until Copley finds out he secretly owns seventeen different fortune 500 companies and runs a black market or something, and Copley has to take a month off to fuck off back to Booker and just like. drink for ten days straight. This is a disjointed mess, and not even remotely meant to be taken seriously, but Copley probably thought he got off good by being made into the Guard’s secretary/PR man, but my point is that that is distinctly so NOT the case.

I bet the first time Dick pestered Clark into taking him flying Clark was like “did Bruce say it was ok?” And Dick’s like “yes of course absolutely lets go right now!” And Clark is unable to say no to adorable kids and he’s thinking “well if Bruce said it was ok…”

They get back after about 10 minutes of extreme fun they return to a glowering Batman and Bruce is like “Dick get inside” and Dick is grinning shamelessly as he skips into the Manor. 

Bruce is like “Clark what the HELL were you thinking???” And Clark is like “But he said that YOU said it was ok???”

 Bruce kind of looks at Clark like he’s an idiot and is like “he LIED Clark” Like Clark’s not an idiot but the idea of sweet innocent Dick Grayson straight up lying??? did not occur to him??

“Oh” 

And that is the first time (but not the last time) that one or Bruce’s kids totally con Superman the end

Dark!little big three

Okay so I had this idea a while back and it’s just sorta been surculating in my head for a while so here it is Dark!thalia and dark!percy and dark!nico So ya know how they’ve all have at least some hatred towards the gods, well imagine them growing with that hatred and once Percy turns sixteen and the titan war is over Thalia asks to be released from her oath as an eternal maiden to be with her friends more. So then Percy nico and Thalia start bonding cuz only kids of the big three everybodys scared of them. And then cuz of this they’re like siblings and joined at the hip practically. And everything happens faster. Nico get together with will quicker Percy and Annabeth’s relationship is stronger. (Thalia’s heart belongs with someone who’s been dead for a while) Then Percy goes missing. Cuz of nico and Percy’s relationship once Percy shows up at the wolf house nico can feel it(Percy only remembers Thalia nico and Annabeth is this headcannon) Then he Thalia and Percy go on the quest together while hazel and frank defend CJ’s borders. Once they get back nico and Thalia are apart of the quest as well as hazel. Frank is praetor beside Reyna. (piper shows up later They go in their journey but instead of nico being in the jar it’s piper.) Thalia nico and Percy fall into hell instead (they meet a partially formed Kronos). Once hazel leads the seven to the house of hades Thalia nico and Percy arrive and basically slaughter all of the monsters to the extent that the rest of the seven+ piper and Reyna are terrified and while Jason and hazel love their siblings they are TERRIFIED. Eventually the war is over Thalia nico and Percy combined creat storm and fire Storm-Thalia and Percy Hellfire-Nico Later they are summoned up to Olympus and they gods give them two options. Immortality or exile They choose exile because they never want to be pawns again. Eventually the camps find out and the Romans go back to being prejudiced against the Greeks and they go their separate ways. Years later Thalia Nico and Percy find out that Artemis blessed them ( now they don’t age- isn’t that nice😑) Eventually they turn into legends that you hear about and mother tell their children Don’t be naughty or they will get you! They scorn the gods and begin their own camp full of other who have been hated and spit upon( for Greeks romans Egyptians and Norse) They live in peace for years until the gods are attacked That’s it I’ll let other take it from there!!