It’s So Unfair I Don’t Get To See Where Evolution Will Go In 50 Million Years

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

Update on my pentacle garden altar - plants inside: mugwort, hosta, calla lilly, parsley, mint, petunias, bugleweed, marshmallow, chamomile, calendula, periwinkle, and rosemary.

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle