Imagine Two Mustaches, Heck; Imagine Three.

cardinal truths:

-women be shoppin

-men get pegged

-cops are bastards

-shrimpin ain’t easy

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx

This is the biggest buck I’ve ever seen. He would have been a monster when he was alive. Look at how much larger he is compared to the other buck skull cap! I’m pretty sure he died naturally since no hunter would have killed him and left his antlers behind; I’m happy he lived out his days as a huge guardian of the forest.

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you