Dvyfknjns - Tired

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.

cardinal truths:

-women be shoppin

-men get pegged

-cops are bastards

-shrimpin ain’t easy

never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻‍♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓